Crazy and Fun Fan Theories You Have

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  1. Constructor

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    I have the theory that Galacta Knight from the Kirby games, is either Kirby's ancestor or actually Kirby himself from the future.
    The reason for thinking that he is Kirby from the future is mostly due to the technicalities of Metaknightmare's ending.
    The ending of Metaknightmare is that Metaknight makes a wish to prove his strength by fighting the most powerful warrior in the galaxy, which turns out to be Galacta Knight, a warrior sealed away for his galaxy destroying might. Metaknight ultimately defeats him and becomes the most powerful warrior in the galaxy. However, in subsequent games, Kirby defeats Metaknight fairly frequently, which would technically make Kirby the most powerful warrior in the galaxy. If Galacta Knight was sealed away in fear of his power, why wasn't Metaknight sealed away when he was the villain in Metaknight's Revenge? Because he isn't truly the most powerful in the galaxy, and if Galacta Knight was the most powerful before and Kirby after, than it stands to reason that they might be the same entity at different points of time. Also considering that Kirby has been shown in the same game to wipe the floor with multiple planets in the solar system before reaching his goal in Milky Way Wishes, I think the title of "galaxy destroyer" could easily apply to Kirby if he decided to become more malicious with age. To fill in the time discrepancy, Galacta Knight is called a "temporal warrior", which might be a reference to him being frozen in a crystal for millennia in his first appearance, but based off of that description paired with the fact that in the game he is called that, he simply walks through a portal into the arena and considering that time travel, teleportation, and dimension hopping are all shown to be possible through technology in the Kirby universe, I feel like it is highly likely that Galacta Knight has the ability to time travel, meaning he may have been sealed away in the past, but he might still be free in the future he came from. Considering that Kirby was described as having "Unlimited Power" in Planet Robobot, this might also extend into Kirby having control over time and space, but he just doesn't know how to use it yet. Not to mention he is also physically identical to Metaknight who is basically confirmed to be Kirby's race, of which there are very few ever seen in the games leads me to believe that there is some level of importance on Galacta Knight's existence. Possibly, Kirby's ultimate fate.

    It's also totally possible that Galacta Knight is a relative to Kirby, but that's significantly less fun to theorize about.
     
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    Topanga from Boy Meets World is actually a succubus posing as a human. She was draining Corey's lifeforce for the entirety of the show. Mr Feeny knew the truth but didn't interfere. He derived some kind of sick pleasure from the whole thing.

    Feeny was also a closet occultist, performing devil worshipping ceremonies with Corey's dumb brother whom he duped into joining his dark cult.
     
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    Wanna know how the obnoxious "zoom-zoom" kid from the Mazda ads got killed off (after 20 years)? Weeeeeelly, welly, welly... here's how it happened:

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    Turbo Titans GO! Force is what cost the "zoom-zoom" kid his life and his reign of advertising terror
     
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    1)Dirty Dog from Cool Cat fights coronavirus is Daddy Dereks imaginary friend. It's like a fosters home for imaginary friends type deal, cool cat was Daddy Dereks imaginary friend and some time after the first movie Butch imagined his own imaginary friend to get back at Cool Cat.

    2)in the star wars sequel trilogy snoke was meant to be plagueis, I base this off evidence found in a book that says the the banking federation helped fund the first order, in legends plagueis was part of the federation and used it to puppeteer the clone wars with sheev, it makes sense that he would use his old timey connections to o set thing up as it's not even the first time he's done it.
     
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    Well I read a fanfic author's argument that the Wraith are the Furlings. Gone psycho for reasons. His evidence, they could challenge the Ancients militarily, through numbers and only slightly inferior tech. And the Ancients didn't kill them off, or fix them to be less of a threat before that happened. Something SGA showed the Ancients were coldly pragmatic enough to do.
     
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    Jojo's bizzare adventure part 2 battle tendency:suzie q is literally made of plot armour and can survive anything.i think this because in part 1 we see dio (normal vampire) kills a bunch of people who have and in part 2 eisedeiesi's(pillar man-an Aztec God)brain inhabits her body making her blood burst out of her occasionally and in the end of the fight with eisiediesei's brain,she should be looking more wrinkled than a bag of rasins that's been sat on but she looks normal apart from a few lines of blood across her face,Legs and arms and only about 3 hours later we see her perfectly fine with only a few scratches.a normal human being would have been completely dead in the ground by then so mortal? I think NOT!

    Tftm/transformers s3:the quintessons were bluffing about creating the cybertronians
     
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    The Detective Pikachu movie indirectly predicted the releases of Brilliant Diamond/Shining Pearl and Legends Arceus.

    As seen in the screenshot from the movie below (taken from Reddit), there’s statues of Arceus, Dialga, and Palkia in Howard Clifford’s office, corresponding to their respective upcoming games (Featured below for comparison)

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    I have a theory that Pokemon Brilliant Diamond/Shining Pearl will not ONLY have Mega Evolutions (spawned from the upcoming toy waves with Mega Lucario and Garchomp) but they'll pull a LGPE and let you trade for regional Variants, thus any pokemon from the gen 4 national dex with a regional Evolution (Galarian Mr.Mime, Corsula, farfetched, Meowth, linoone) will ALSO have their evolved forms in a similar manner of Pokemon Go handled it.

    On top of that, I find it oddly sus that these past few months, Togepi has been in the emails for Pokemon go in a similar manner of how Eevee and Pikachu were prior to the announcement of Let's go Pikachu and Eevee.... I'm thinking they want Togepi on our minds so then it'll be on our mind swhen they'll be releasing either LGPE DLC for Johto or release Let's go Johto next year.

    lastly, I have baseless speculation that Crash Bandicoot will not be in Smash, and neither will be your waifu. (I'm sorry)

    not crazy enough! Detective Pikachu will show up along side Looker in the post-game to stop the remnants of Team Galactic from unleashing Giratina/Arceus!
     
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    This is actually canon. In the Darth Vader comics Vader alludes to knowing that Palpatine being his father. When Palpatine tried to make himself immortal using Dark Side manipulation, it obviously didn’t work, but created Anakin inside Shmi.
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    This not only makes Luke Palpatine’s grandson, but it means that Rey, who was his grandaughter by other offspring, the cousin/aunt of Ben Solo.
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    You know, because Star Wars is all about family!
     
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    I mean luke did kiss Leia.
     
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    Purple Heart Some other time..

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    Keeping it in the family runs in the family.
     
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    I’m starting to wonder about George Lucas...haha...
     
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    The war on Cybertron goes on so long because they are robots they keep rebuilding and reprogramming themselves
     
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    My theory has always been that I died years ago and I'm in Hell.

    I joke that I'm bad luck incarnate, but I think it's more than that.

    Every time something good happens to me, BAM!, something horrible happens.

    Bought a new car, BAM! my dad died the next day.

    Got a new job, BAM! my youngest daughter was diagnosed with leukemia.

    My wife is bipolar
    My oldest daughter has really bad ADHD

    Hell, our newest car that we bought in January, has been hit twice by little old ladies driving little red cars this past month. One of them hit me while I was ordering McDonald's at the drive thru speaker.

    Shit happens to me so much that someone suggested that my life should be a reality show once.

    Maybe I'll write a book about everything but I'm sure it would be placed in the fiction section because no one would believe all the shit that happens to me...
     
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    Ok, a non-jokey one:

    Not mine at all but I'm on board with the theory that the Mouth of Sauron is Earnur, the former king of Gondor and last true king before the reign of the Stewards.

    Earnur stupidly accepted the Witch King's challenge to single combat, road into Minas Morgul with a few knights and was never seen or heard from again.

    The Mouth of Sauron was a man who had long forgotten who he was or his previous name. He was a lieutenant of Sauron's army so he had a high rank.

    No direct evidence connecting them but it is kind of cool to think that instead of killing Earnur he fell to the Witch King's evil and joined the ranks of Mordor and became a servant of Sauron.
     
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    Fungietown (from the Fungies! cartoon) is basically Smurftown taken over by a bunch of mushroom-like people and the Smurfs relocated to parts unknown
     
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    Crash bandicoot from crash tag team racing is a psychopath and he's Extremely sadistic
     
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    The reason why Hagrid was in Diagon Alley when he saved Harry was because he was buying hookers. I can't be the only one to think this.
     
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    Avatar, Predator, and Alien all share a universe.