[Chester and the Simpsons are eating dinner and Chester is staring angrily at Grampa Abe] Grampa: I thought I recognized you. I gave you a plate of corn muffins back in 1947 to paint my chicken coop. And you never did it. Chester: Those corn muffins were lousy! Grampa: Paint my chicken coop! Chester: Make me! [Abe jumps on him, and they fight on the floor] Marge: That does it! One of them has to go! Homer: Okay, Grampa. Marge: No, the B-U-M! Homer: [moans] -- The love of Homer for his father shows up yet again, "The Day the Violence Died" Lawyer: Krusty, have you "ever" seen this so-called animation genius before? Krusty: Yes I have. Lawyer: [surprised] You have? Krusty: I gave him a couple of blintzes to paint my fence, but he never did it! Chester: Those blintzes were terrible! Krusty: Paint my fence! Chester: Make me! Krusty: [jumping on him] You give me back those blintzes! Judge: Order, order! We don't care about your blintzes! -- nobody gives a damn about your blintzes, Chester, "The Day the Violence Died" (The Simpsons season 7, same episode)
Roger Myers, Jr.: Okay, maybe my dad did steal Itchy, but so what!? Animation is built on plagiarism! If it weren't for someone plagiarizing The Honeymooners, we wouldn't have The Flintstones. If someone hadn't ripped off Sergeant Bilko, there'd be no Top Cat. Huckleberry Hound, Chief Wiggum, Yogi Bear? Hah! Andy Griffith, Edward G. Robinson, Art Carney. -Who knew breaking the fourth wall could be this accurate? (Also from the same episode)
Well you know what: F**K POWER LEVELS, F**K SUPER SAIYANS, AND F**K YOU!!! -Tien before completely unloading on Semi-Perfect Cell, DBZ Abridged episode 48
Ego: You are a god! If you kill me, you'll be just like everybody else!" Peter Quill: "What's so wrong with that?"
Announcer: Attention on deck! Captain Tenille wishes to address you! Captain Tenille: [clears thorat] I'm a man of few words. [long pause] Any questions? Homer: Is a poop deck really what I think it is? Captain Tenille: [chuckles] I like the cut of your jib. Homer: What's a jib? Captain Tenille: [laughs] Promote that man. -- that's one quick way to promote somebody, "Simpson Tide", The Simpsons (season 9) Homer: [writing] Yes...uh huh...carry the two... [crumples up paper] All right. I can't waste any more time. People's lives are depending on me. Mr. Sulu? Make a left! Sulu: Aye-aye, captain. Setting course for Rigel-7. I mean... home. [nervous laugh] -- Mr. Sulu makes a cameo, "Simpson Tide" Apu: You saved us, Homer! Homer: Mr. Moe, prepare to surface! Moe: You wanna stop callin' me "Mr. Moe"? Homer: No. -- Homer, Mr. No-Means-No, "Simpson Tide" (same episode)
Captain Tenille: The Navy has a fine sense of tradition; whenever an American vessel leaves port, the crew sings this ancient sea shanty. A-one, a-two, a-three, a-four: (“In The Navy” by the Village People plays) -The Navy also has a fine taste in music, “Simpson Tide” (same episode again)
"My name is Kakyoin Noriaki! To avenge my friend, Avdol and so that the soul of my friend Polnareff's sister may rest in peace... I will have you pay with your life." - Noriaki Kakyoin, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders
"If there's nothing wrong with me, maybe there's something wrong with the universe!" -Doctor Beverly Crusher
Desaad: I told you, Steppenwolf would fail Darkseid: yes. Yes you did Desaad: my Master, now that the mother boxes are destroyed, how will you retrieve your great prize? Darkseid: the Anti-life is found, Desaad. And we will stop at nothing to possess it. Desaad:....... Darkseid: Ready the armada, we will use the old ways - Justice League, Snyder Cut
"Five years ago, I lost 30,000 men in the blink of an eye. And the world just fuckin' watched. Tomorrow, there would be no shortage of volunteers and no shortage of patriots. I know you understand." - Shepard
"This thing is a reality, Partner. But that just means... I know you can kill it." -The Handler, seeing past the terror and power of the legendary Fatalis and understanding it is as much mortal flesh and blood as any other creature, Monster Hunter World.
This is nine! Nine! We have killed your friends! Every friend is now dead! This is six! Six!" -"1408"
"God, how we get our fingers in each other's clay. That's friendship, each playing the potter to see what shapes we can make of the other." - Charles Halloway, Something Wicked This Way Comes
"The trouble with you is you want a simple answer. There isn't any. The war started when people accepted the idiotic principle that peace could be maintained - - by arranging to defend themselves with weapons they couldn't possibly use - - without committing suicide. Everybody had an atomic bomb, and counter-bombs, and counter-counter bombs. The devices outgrew us; we couldn't control them. I know, I helped build them. God, help me. Somewhere, some poor bloke probably looked at a radar screen and thought he saw something. He knew that if he hesitated one-thousanth of a second - his own country would be wiped off the map. So - So, he pushed a button - and the world went - - crazy." Julian Osborne- On the beach
