Dear Red,
Snap out of it!he only thinks that because she drugged him up to try and kill him in 30 minutes but she failed!if I were you I would tear lancer to bits and then have the wedding!
Hope you take this kindly and will love inferno

Ultimaster09

 

OMG Starscream giving good advice. You know things are bad when that happens

 

figured we’d hit them with the double whammy.

 

I can't believe I forgot about a better version I coulda used!  

 

You people are f#*king beautiful.

 

Sandstorm - "Galvatron wants us to find that escaped Autobot prisoner, or he's going to turn us into slag!"

Cyclonus - "Don't worry, we'll find him! We have Scourge the expert tracker!"

Thrust - "Some expert tracker! He can't even find Waldo!"

Scourge - "HEY! THERE ARE WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE WEARING RED AND WHITE STRIPPED SHIRTS IN THAT FUCKING BOOK!!!!"

 

Huffer - "Holy Primus! He's still going! How long has he been playing that video game now?"

Kup - "Over a month straight! He doesn't even recharge!"

Ratchet - "How is that even possible?"

Smokescreen - "Must beat.....final boss.....for two hundred..... thousand....and sixty seventh.....time!"


*Thud!

Ratchet - "Well, he's done now! Played himself right to death!'

Huffer - "Really?"

Huffer - "Sweet! Now it's finally my turn!"

Ratchet - "I think you need to investigate this game Kup! Look what it did to Smokescreen! And now Huffer is getting sucked into it!"

Kup - "That's exactly why I'm not getting any closer to it ever! And you best move back if ya know what's good for ya!"

 

Scourge - "This is so hard!"

Bumblebee - "I know! There's no right or wrong answer here!"


Lancer - "Hey guys! What's wrong? You look stressed!"

Bumblebee - "Ratchet and Shockwave said we can only shoot one Hotrod today because they are waiting for parts orders!'

Scourge - "This is soul rending to decide!"

Lancer - "There's got to be an easier solution then you guys tormenting yourselves over this!"

Scourge - "We're open to suggestions!"

Lancer - "Okay, let's make this easy, give me your gun!"

Scourge - "Okay!

Lancer - "Okay Hotrods, one of you is going to get shot! So you decide!"

Lancer - "Best of luck to ya!"



(POTP) Hotrod - "OH NO! WAIT!"

(POTP) Hotrod - "AAHHH!!!"


Lancer - "There! Problem solved!"


(SS86) Hotrod - "AAAHH!!!"


Thrust - "I'll shoot that one!"

 

Imagine if this series had a wiki

Smokescreen
Cause of Death - Played Bubble Bobble to death

 

Lmao!

Sixgun
Amputee - Due to Siege Optimus

Fasttracks
Cause of death - Extinction due to Sky Lynx

Maybe I should write one!

 

Sixgun - "HEY! HOLD UP! I'VE GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU!"

Sky Lynx - "What seems to be the problem?"

Sixgun - "I've formed a new agency called Rights for W.M.F. and you're violating rights of an individual bot that falls under my charter! No longer will Weaponizers, Modulars and Fossilizers be abused for others amusement!"

Sixgun - "You will stop all farming and consumption of Fasttracks immediately!"

Sky Lynx - "Those are my Fasttracks and I'll do as I please with them!"

Sixgun - "Weaponizers, Modulars and Fossilizers will be given respect and have dignity once and for all!"

Sixgun - "DAMN YOU SIEGE PRIME!!!"

Sky Lynx - "Well so much for dignity! Your argument doesn't seem to have a leg to stand on!"

Sixgun - "This isn't over! I will not stop till I bring you to justice! Digest THAT!!"

Sky Lynx - "If you insist!"

Spinout - "Hey sorry boss, the Fasttrack delivery came late, dinner will be another hour or two!"

*Crunch munch!

*Gulp!

Sky Lynx - "No worries, save him for tomorrow night! Siege Optimus and I just split something!"

 

Starscream - "I am the mightiest Decepticon warrior!"

Thrust - "Yeah right! You're a coward!"

Starscream - "I'll prove it to you! The next Autobot I see will get his ass kicked! Peace time or not!"

Skyfire - "What was that?"

Starscream - "Oh, um nothing!"

Starscream - "The next one! You'll see!"

Thrust - "Oh suuure!"

Sky Lynx - "Hey chaps! What are you up too?"

Starscream - "OH COME ON!!"

Starscream - "The next one!"

Thrust - "I bet!"

Omega Supreme - "Omega! Greetings!"

Starscream - "AAAHHH!!!! I HATE YOU ALL!!!"

Thrust - "Later screamer!"

Thrust - "You guys wanna grab a beer and talk about what a tool Starscream is?"

Sky Lynx - "We'll need at least a keg to cover that subject material!"

 

Please piss in hot rod's beer while you're there at the pub thrust

 

I too have a small squad of Lambos (Sideswipe w/Weapons Pack Jetpack, Mechtech Rifle, Red Alert, Tigertrack, Deep Cover, Sunstreaker, Cordon and Spin Out), as such, I may call them the Rapid Recon Response Squad

 

I was sitting here expecting Omega each time and I was not disappointed. Third time's the charm!

 

Teleport

 

I lost the tracking sheet for the game. Figured you weren't playing anymore since a month or so went by without a move.