Why did the old lady swallow a fly?

 

Maybe she thought they would allow her to fly.

 

Am the only one that finds Manatee to be kinda adorable? (Even if manatees aren't usually an animal that most people would find "cute“)

 

High five Manatee.

...or is it high flipper?

 

I love manatees, dude. They're so cute. I had the privilege to see a few of them in real life when I was in Florida last year:



I love their weird mouths :') It's tragic that they're so endangered.

 

When you fight that fight, do you feel alright?

 

It's a high one.

 

I thought the high one is what you use for traffic.

 

No, that's the middle one.

 

Do you want to know what I'm thinking?

Do you want to walk 500 miles and then walk 500 more?

Do you like to move it, move it?

Is this Sparta?

Whatcha waiting, whatcha waiting, whatcha waiting whatcha waiting for?

 

No. Freak.

No, it's sunny and my Denny's over easy was too salty.

No this is WEEGEE.

For my dad to come back with the milk.

 

If it haven't been for cotton eye Joe
Would have been married a long time ago?

Do you got another thing coming?

 

What kind of p*ssy loses to a guy named Joe.

If you lose to a guy named cotton eye Joe then yes.

 

What does that do?

 

You tell me.

 

This will open a dimension where dinosaurs still exist but wear top hats, have mustaches and speak in a English accent but only the carnivores because the herbivores speak with Irish accent and hate ketchup because it makes their butt itch while omnivores speak in a Canadian accent and have taken over Turkey and renamed it Chikin and President The Rock made it so that all disputes anywhere in the world to be settled in the squared circle in a hell in a cell match with no time limit with free popcorn to the winner for life.

 

Alguien me puede decir cómo me hago invisible con el empresario en el juego de "el gordo y sus amigos"?

 

Try camouflage?