Fair enough.

 

Earthrise Fasttrack

 

Skylynx approves of these pictures.

 

Where are the pictures taken from?

 

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

 

Thank you. I've never seen that movie in it's entirety, or if I have, it was so long ago that I can't recall.

 

"Don't worry little bro, I bet Wheeljack can fix this!"

 

This would make for one of the most hilarious comedy series on TFW.

 

"no you fool wheeljack CAUSED THIS!!!"

 

Netflix ER Prime looks so good with the Matrix Workship axe upgrade kit!

 

Good day to you, TFW2005! It's me, Deltron Magnus - your #1 source for interludes! Today we present a short interlude showing the continuing adventures of Robot Beavis and Butt-Head. Although not one of the more lengthy or involved installments of the Ballad of Sunstreaker, it is nonetheless important to the one of the upcoming story lines. Plus, who doesn't enjoy the antics of those two lovable numbskulls?

The Ballad of Sunstreaker - Interlude No. 8 In B Minor - “The Crossing”

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Sky Lynx - "So Hardhead, I started watching Headmasters the other day!"

Hardhead - "Oh yeah? What'd ya think of it?"

Sky Lynx - "I've got to say I'm extremely disappointed! It's like everyone got amazingly stupid after the Sunbow season three finished!"

Ultra Magnus - "How so?"

Sky Lynx - "Well for starters you just sit in a big base in the middle of nowhere with maybe one other Autobot! Whenever anything is happening you just watch it on TV! And at one point you and the other bot say you can't go help because no one would be left to guard the base!"

Sky Lynx - "I mean, what's the point of having a base in the middle of nowhere in the first place? Let alone that it only has two Autobots in it! It would be like an army building a fort and once completed the general turns to two guys and goes, okay Bob and Willy you stay here! Other ten thousand men! Move out!"

Hardhead - "Well it was the Headmasters show, so it makes sense it'd focus on Headmasters to save the day!"

Sky Lynx - "But you're also a bunch of idiots in it! It's amazing you accomplish anything at all! But the worst was in episode ten! Three bombs are stuck to thin walls around Vector Sigma and you idiots keep trying to pull the bombs off that is somehow impossible! Instead of just welding torch those small sections of wall out and take the bombs to the surface and jettison them into space you let Cybertron blow up!"

Scourge - "Wow! That's pretty stupid! At least the Decepticons aren't that dumb!"

Sky Lynx - "Please! You and Cyclonus are nothing more than bumbling henchmen that are fucking useless, it's like you're the three stooges minus a stooge!"

Scourge - "What about my loyal army of sweeps?"

Sky Lynx - "It looks as though they deserted you! I didn't see them around! Maybe they figured out you turned into a fucking moron like everyone else and just got the hell outta there!"

Sky Lynx - "In one episode a human says and I quote! We'll be drowned in lava! That human is as stupid as everyone else since human tissue would melt on contact with molten rock long before the possibility of drowning!"

Sky Lynx - "And they replaced me! The Magnificent Sky Lynx! With a bunch of train bots that somehow turn into a train that not only flys through the air without rockets or wings but is also somehow capable of intergalactic travel!"

Sky Lynx - "But in hindsight, I'm glad I didn't appear in the series or I too could have most likely become a raving idiot like all of you! I don't think it was really because of toy licensing, I bet at least one person making the series had the moral standing to say no fucking way! Sky Lynx is not going to be an idiot! Make flying trians because that's a stupid idea and will fit the show perfectly!"

 

Is it normal for Elita-1 to have two of the same shoulder joint?

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EDIT: Defective or not, Shield Sister Elita-1 is still appreciated  

 

It's not.

 

Barricade: So I heard you have a thing for cassettes!

Frenzy: I got a giant bug to exterminate!

 

A bit off topic question(but related to earthrise). I ordered this 3d print gun on ebay for prime, and it came looking like this with the end all mangled looking. The ebay seller said they don't cover "slightly damaged" parts. Am I crazy or should they not offer a refund for that sloppy print job? They offered a replacement if I paid shipping, but I don't think I should have to.

 

that looks really bad and you probably deserve a discount depending on how much it cost. "slightly damaged" it looks like a dog chewed on it. This looks like the print quality that someone would throw in as a freebie bc they wouldn't sell it otherwise.

 

What's up, Ladies and Gentlemen of TFW2005? The prophet of robot love, Deltron Magnus here - your #1 source for Transformers romance!



In this episode of the Ballad of Sunstreaker, our protagonist finds himself envying his brother Sideswipe's love life. Not to be outdone, our intrepid Lambo once again embarks on the quest for true love, and finds himself on a most unusual date! Will Sunstreaker find his spark-mate at last? Click the spoiler button below to find out in Deltron Magnus Studios' latest HDPC-quality two-part magnum opus:

The Ballad of Sunstreaker Episode XXXII- “The Most Dangerous Game, Part 1”

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Note: I realized as I was writing this script that Sideswipe + Moonracer parallels the Subdurmal's Epic Saga. This was unintentional - I just thought it would be funny that Sideswipe was dating the fembot who had a restraining order against Sunstreaker.

 

Hail Barry White !!!