"Let me make this as... monosyllabic as possible. I don't much care for this crew you hired. They're... how did I describe them, Arrow? I said something rather good this morning before coffee." "A ludicrous parcel of driveling galoots, ma'am." "There you go! Poetry." Captain Amelia of Treasure Planet. Sass with class.
“Isn’t it rather dangerous to use one’s entire vocabulary in a single sentence?” – Francis, Oliver and Company
Cranky kong: "you have the power of God on your fingertips and you choose to watch inflation? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU". Soldier (TF2): "You are a spineless worm! You are a mistake of nature! You are walking vomit!"
" I don't know how they do it on Deep Space 9, but on the Enterprise, we still report for duty on time." -Captain Picard, "Star Trek: Insurrection"
"Behind you stand the symbol of oppression. Blackgate Prison, where a thousand men have languished under the name of this man, Harvey Dent, who has been held up to you as the shining example of justice! You have been supplied with a false idol to stop you tearing down this CORRUPT CITY! Let me tell you the truth about Harvey Dent from the words of Gotham's police commissioner, James Gordon. 'The Batman didn't murder Harvey Dent. He saved my boy, then took the blame for Harvey's appalling crimes so I could, to my shame, build a lie around this fallen idol. I praised the madman who tried to murder my own child. But I can no longer live with my lie. It is time to trust the people of Gotham with the truth, and it is time for me to resign.' And do you accept this man's resignation? And do you accept the resignation of all of these liars?! Of all the corrupt?!? We take Gotham from the corrupt, the rich, the oppressors of generations who have kept you down with myths of opportunity - and we give it back to you, the people. Gotham is yours. None shall interfere, do as you please. [one of Bane's tanks blows a hole in the prison's gates, allowing his followers inside] But start by storming Blackgate and freeing the oppressed! Step forward, those who would serve, for an army will be raised. The powerful will be ripped from their decadent nests, and cast out into the cold world that we know and endure. Courts will be convened. Spoils will be enjoyed. Blood will be shed. The police will survive, as they learn to serve true justice. This great city... it will endure. Gotham will survive." -Bane, The Dark Knight Rises
"I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!"
“Whether we live or die isn’t a big issue. If you focus on being alive, you develop fear. Your eyes get clouded. But if you have no such feelings… you are capable of fighting right to the end of the world.” -Rebecca “Revy” Lee, Black Lagoon “I’m no saint. A sense of duty, a sense of righteousness - they’re just nuisances in life.” -Rokuro “Rock” Okajima, Black Lagoon
I’ll miss her like I miss rust in my treads Starscream, lords of tarn, can’t you ever stay dead?! Ooh I love this plan, in no way is it going to end in bloodshed or tears -megatron
My brother shared this one from a Jim Carrey interview, discussing his working relationship with Tommy Lee Jones and something TLJ said directly to his face: "I cannot stress enough how much I hate you."
Barbara Gordon: “When can I have a grapnel?” Lieutenant Gordon: “When you’re old enough.” Barbara Gordon: “When will that be?” Lieutenant Gordon: “Never.” - Beware the Batman
"Hey all, Scott here." Yep, still timeless. Dare I say even better than anything Winston Churchill ever said...
