Player 1 moves 1 space right!

Skywarp - "Right we go!"


Health 18
Speed 7
Strength 9
Special Ability - Teleport Online
Inventory - (Empty)
Equip weapons/Items (None available)

@Kamen Ranger Bat your turn.

Player 2 ready

Tigertrack *Whistles

Health 15
Speed 8
Strength 7
Special Ability - Scan Online
Inventory - (Empty)
Equip weapons/Items (None available)

Choose your move Kamen Ranger Bat!

Move - forward, backwards, left or right
Or
Investigate room
Or
Use special ability (Select forward, backwards, left or right to investigate the room in that direction)
Or
Attack (No targets available)

 

Woo! Happy to see Hubcap has finally arrived!  

 

The Movie Bots: Slayer of the Non-Articulate
PART 1

Spoiler

Ironhide - "We're getting close, stay low!

Ironhide - "This is it! Transform!"


Ratchet - "I've never seen so many Gobots in one place before!"

Ironhide - "Cykill has been mass producing an army! I wonder what he's up to"

Ratchet - "Let's find out, I'll use my mega microphone to listen in!"

Bluey - "The shipment is on schedule Lord Cykill! It will be here by the morning!"

Cykill - "Excellent General! Soon the time machine will be operational!"

Cykill - "And then I will travel back in time to the 1980's and change history so that Gobots beat Transformers for control of the transforming action figure market! Thus changing the future!"

Trooper - "Then that asshole Siege Optimus and the rest of the Slayers of the Non-Articulate will never be created?"

Cykill - "Precisely! And Gobots will rule all! MUH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAA!!!!!"

Ratchet - "Oh no! That's the most diabolical plan ever!"

Ironhide - "I'd expect nothing less from Cykill!"

Trooper - "Huh?"

Trooper - "SLAYER SPIES!!!!"

Cykill - "JAM THEIR TRANSMISSIONS! THEY MUST NOT BE ALLOWED TO ALERT THE OTHERS OF OUR MISSION!!"

Ratchet - "Damnit, we'll never out run those sports cars in alt mode!"

Ironhide - "Make a break for it! You've got to alert the counsel of this or we're all doomed! I'll buy you some time!"

Ratchet - "But brother-"

Ironhide - "No time! Run tell Grapple what is happening, make my sacrifice count for something!"

Ratchet - "I will tell them of your bravery!"

Ironhide - "ALRIGHT YOU UGLY GOBOT FUCKS, LETS DO THIS!!"

Troopers - "AAAHHH!!!!"

Cykill - "SHOW HIM NO QUARTER!!"

Ironhide - "You want melee? You got it!"

Trooper - "AAAHH!!!"

*SMASH!

Ironhide - "Eat hammer asshole!"

Shadie - "Eat this Ironhide!"

Ironhide - "AAHH!!"


Cykill - "You fought bravely Ironhide! But it was futile! Your end and the end of all the Slayers of the Non-Articulate is at hand!"

Ironhide - "Gobots and crap like you will never win Cykill!"

Cykill - "Strong words, but only words, these are lasers, not words!"

Ironhide - "DEATH TO THE NON-ARTICULATE!!"

Cykill - "DIE!!"

Subdurmals Randoms and Other Series presents!

SIEGE OPTIMUS in....

 

Investigate room

 

Player 2 actions

You investigate room


Tigertrack - "Let's have a look see....


and discover 6 health!
Added to your health total! Max health 20, 1 extra health is stored in your inventory!

Health 20
Speed 8
Strength 7
Special Ability - Scan Online
Inventory - 1 health
Equip weapons/Items (None available)

Player 1 your turn! @Smoking Cons Club

Skywarp - "What next?"

Health 18
Speed 7
Strength 9
Special Ability - Teleport Online
Inventory - (Empty)
Equip weapons/Items (None available)

Choose your move Smoking Cons Club!

Move - forward, backwards, left or right
Or
Investigate room
Or
Use special ability - Teleport
Or
Attack (No targets available)

 

It has begun at last.....

Awesomeness! This is off to smashing start!  

What are those Gobot troopers, anyway? They look vaguely familiar, but I don't remember them from Gobots. Then again, it's been a long time since I've seen much in the way of Gobots.

 

 

Glad to see they finally sorted that out and that you finally got your Bumblebee!

Cue epic action movie theme!

Great start so far.

 

Thanks  
They are dollar store monty toys bots, to all Slayers the Non-Articulate are "Gobots"

Thank you, it is wonderful to finally have him!

Lol now I've got to try and think of a theme song or music!

 

It has begun!

 

 

Have you ever bought figures specifically to use in the comic(s)? Genuinely curious.

Theme song:

 

I bought the red ones just for Slayer the movie. Needed a horde of generic troops to hold back the Slayers or let's face it, it'd be no contest!

Theme song done!  

 

The Movie Bots: Slayer of the Non-Articulate
PART 2

Spoiler

Prowl - "What's the hold up?"

Wheeljack - "It's one of those articulation inspection points!"

Optimus Prime - "Alright NEXT!"

Optimus Prime - "Alright, transform out of vehicle mode for inspection!"

Bumblebee - "WOW! Its really you! Siege Optimus, the Slayer of the Non-Articulate!"
Optimus Prime - "Yeah, yeah, flattery will get you nowhere! All bots must submit to inspection! Gobots can be slithering anywhere including within another bots body!"

Bumblebee - "Holy Primus! Are you serious?"

Optimus Prime - "Oh yeah! I've seen them burst out of the chests of other bots! I've seen them turn into a perfectly articulating bots head! They refer to themselves as Headmasters! How diabolical, taking over the body of an articulate transformer!"

Bumblebee - "How horrifying!"

Optimus Prime - "Alright kid enough of the horrors I've seen and let's get this inspection over with shall we?"

Bumblebee - "I'm ready!"

Optimus Prime - "Bend your knees!"

Bumblebee - "Like so?"

Optimus Prime - "Good! Pivot your waist now!"

Bumblebee - "Ta-da!"

Optimus Prime - "Now pivot or swivel your wrists!"

Bumblebee - "Like this?"

Optimus Prime - "Good stuff kid! You've passed inspection!"

Bumblebee - "Can I stay and watch while you continue inspecting? I've always wanted to be a Slayer!"

Optimus Prime - "Well okay kid, just stay outta the way!"

Optimus Prime - "NEXT!"

Optimus Prime - "Time to bust out Lucille! My Spidey Sense is tingling!"

Optimus Prime - "This is a articulation inspection point, transform!"

Bumblebee - "EW!"

Optimus Prime - "Dear Cybertron! It's grotesque!"

Sureshot - "I'm not Grotesque! He's a Decepticon, I'm Sureshot!"

Optimus Prime - "You look a whole lot more like Sureshit too me!"

Optimus Prime - "I can already tell you've got no head or waist rotation, no knee joints and no ankle tilts! At least the colors make sense seeing you're about on par with the articulation of a fucking pylon!"

Sureshot - "You're an asshole, you know that? I'm a veteran! I lost my Targetmaster in the war!"

Optimus Prime - "Oh I know all about the vile ways of Gobots that turn into guns, and if you're really a veteran then I was rooting for the other guys!"

Sureshot - "YOU BASTARD! I OTTA KNOCK YOU OUT!!"

Optimus Prime - "AH-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! How?? You can't even rotate your shoulder to throw a punch from your fist that doesn't even have any articulation!"

Sureshot - "My fists can move see? They go in and out!"


Optimus Prime - "Are you for real? What kinda wannabe articulation is that? How many humans have you seen that are going around retracting their hands into stumps?"

Sureshot - "What the hell is your problem man?"

Optimus Prime - "My problem is you and others like you! Just imagine the poor kid that got you for a toy going around saying hey Jimmy look at my stump arms Transformer!"

Optimus Prime - "Then Jimmy shows him this kid here who can move his arms and legs and tells little Timmy you're a fucking loser to think that that's a transformer!"

Optimus Prime - "Little Timmy grows up an outcast of society, turning into a bum or criminal because he's so disgusted by the memory of his awakening that he can no longer stand rejection from his peers!"

Sureshot - "Give me a break!"

Optimus Prime - "You've got it scum!"

Sureshot - "WAIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

Optimus Prime - "Giving you your break!"

*SNAP!

Sureshot - "AAAHHH!!!"

Bumblebee - "Whoa!"

Optimus Prime - "And don't worry about your little missing Targetmaster..."

Optimus Prime - "When I find him, I'll be sending him your way..."

Optimus Prime - "... straight to hell!!"


Bumblebee - "That was incredible! You're so brave!"

Optimus Prime - "It's just another day at the office for me!"

*Beep beep!

Optimus Prime - "I'm getting a transmission on the Slayers channel!"

*Click!

Ratchet (on radio) - "Attention all Slayers! This is a class A emergency transmission! All available members of the brotherhood of the Slayers of the Non-Articulate are to meet at once at the command center!"

Optimus Prime - "A class A emergency! I must go at once!"

Bumblebee - "Can I come? I've always wanted to be a Slayer!"

Optimus Prime - "Well I guess we can see if any of the Slayers want to take on a Padawan, if it's really a class A emergency we could use all the help we can get! Let's go!"

Bumblebee - "Awesome!"



Kup (G1) - "What was the hold up? This isn't Denny's!"

 

Another fantastic installment.

 

I feel like Kup isn't even cast in these things, he just shows up on set  

 

Thank you sir!

Yeah, pretty much spot on with your assumption there!  

 

You're both wrong, he's Stan Lee.

 

That's BRILLIANT!

 

Hey, it's Bumblebee! Not the orange-faced one though - it's the OTHER Bumblebee! Also, G1 Kup is lucky he didn't arrive a bit earlier.

 

He was next in line. But G1 Kup is like Domino he has infinite luck which is why he always survives.