Anti-Joke #3:
Sideswipe: I still can't believe Not Blitzwing found TWO of you at Walmart, Cliffjumper.

Bumblebee: Wait . . .

Bumblebee: Whose Not Blitzwing?

 

Alternate Universe Optimus Prime x Hot Rod

UB-01LS set LEDs were too bright for the camera and turns orange. Most frustrating diorama ever to put together.

 

The '84 Crew

 

Thanks guys, glad you enjoyed it! Was an itch that I just had to scratch and the repaint did the trick : )

 

I'm so sick of seeing Blue streak figures at my local Walgreens

 

The crotch demon makes his grand return!

 

The mascot of tfw2005.

 

Not the transformer/ mask crossover I'd have asked for...

But still very much appreciated. He's a purty lil fella, and my favourite of the set of the GOC Microdudes.

 

Spy patrol was delivered today Earthrise/Netflix soundwave is now complete

 

So far I like ER Megs. I really like the tank mode. The feet are unfortunate but I can live with it. The robot mode is a better G1 version than Siege.

 

Greetings, TFW2005! It it I, Deltron Magnus himself – your #1 source for epic finales! Today’s episode brings to a close the legendary masterpiece that is Sun Trek IV: The Voyage Home in a stunning final episode entitled Sunstreaker: Homecoming. You’ve laughed, you’ve cried, you’ve been on the edge of your seat as Sunstreaker has made his grueling journey back from the Decepticon base through snow-covered wilderness, bravely facing many trials, obstacles, and foes along the way. Now he makes his return to the Autobot base, but it will not be the return he anticipated.

Unbeknownst to our leading Lambo, a new threat has arrived to menace Autobot base in his absence. Who or what could it be? Can Sunstreaker and his fellow Autobots survive it, or will it bring ruin to them and certain victory to the Decepticons? Click the spoiler button below to find out in Deltron Magnus Studios’ latest HDPC quality magnum opus:

Note: Due to the photo upload limit per post, I had to split this one into two posts.

The Ballad of Sunstreaker Episode XXVI: "Sunstreaker: Homecoming"

Spoiler: Part 1

Please see my following post for the rest of the comic.

 

Spoiler: Part 2

 

Jurassic Bots 2: With a Dinobot PART 8

Spoiler

Elita-1 - "Hey Tank guy! You okay?"

Warpath - "Yeah, I think so!"

Elita-1 - "Okay I'm gonna turn you back onto your treads! We can use all the help we can get!"

Warpath - "Thanks!"

Hound - "What's the point? From what I seen he was pretty ineffective against that Lynx! We're lucky it was hungry and carried the green tank off to eat! That thing wants to rip us to pieces for what we did to it last time we were here!"

Ailene - "I predict an 89.6 percent probability that the Lynx will terminate one of you. I predict a 96.3 percent probability that one of the two fully functional Sky Lynx' will get to both of you first!"

Elita-1 - "Ailene! I really don't like your probability predictions!"

Ailene - "I predict a 78.7 percent probability that in fact only the subject matter of my predictions upsets you!"

Ailene - "I will endeavor to provide more positive subject matter for my predictions to enhance your user experience with me!"

Elita-1 - "Thanks Ailene! That would be great!"

Ailene - "I predict a 3.7 precent chance that neither of you will be consumed by a Sky Lynx!"

Elita-1 - "That isn't positive! Its the same information just stated differently!"

Ailene - "You can program user preferences into my user profile interface! You can learn about these features and more if you read over my owners manual! Perhaps over a cup of coffee?"

Elita-1 - "I GET IT, I GET IT!! I'LL GET YOU A STARBUCKS WORTH OF COFFEE WHEN THIS IS OVER JUST STOP PREDICTING SHIT!"

Ailene - "In order to predict your next bowel movement I would require further information such as when was the last time you ate, what types of food and drink you have ingested, your medical history...."

Elita-1 - "URGH!! I WANT TO SHOOT MYSELF IN THE FACE!"

Hound - "You probably can't! I'm sure Ailene's got something against it in her programming!"

Ailene - "Hound is correct! Information on my safeguard subroutines preventing my use as an instrument of suicide can be found on pages 6789-6872 of my owners manual!"

Elita-1 - "Okay please just stop talking now!"

Kup (on radio) - "We're heading to your position, but we don't have enough firepower to breakthrough Sky Lynx armor without the weapons from the armory!"

Cykill - "Great news the armory is now a mobile unit!"

Kup (on radio) - "Great, we can equip up then!"

Burt - "No way dude! These are my guns! Get your own!"

Recoil - "Yeah! We need them for our murderous ramage!"

Cykill - "No they are my guns! You stole them from me!"

Elita-1 - "I have a question!"

Elita-1 - "Why don't I just shoot you, since you brought us back to your stupid island against our will?"

Cykill - "Because if you do that the mercenaries will kill you since there would be no more money to be made! Oh yes!"

Warpath - "He's right lady! Sarg would have everyone board the Devastator and fly outta here afterwards ZOOM!!"

Elita-1 - "What's the Devastator?"

Red Alert - "It's a big experimental flying wing here on the island!"

Elita-1 - "And why aren't we all putting our seatbelts on aboard it right now?"

Jane - "Good question!"

Aimless - "Yeah seriously lets get outta here!"

Duros - "Can I bring a T-Rex?"

Cykill - "Only if you pay me for it kid!"

Duros - "Aw! But you have so many!"

Elita-1 - "HEY, FOCUS! Get us on your flying wing thing or I'm going to shoot you with your talking gun! I don't care how many mercenaries have kittens over it!"

Ailene - "I calculate a 99.9 percent probability that Elita will do as she has stated!"

Cykill - "Oh my!"

Elita-1 - "You're off by point one percent!"

Ailene - "Negative! I am factoring in the probability of a Ravage jumping out of hiding and ripping your face off!"

Elita-1 - "Well that's comforting!"

Red Alert - "We'll need to get the power cell for the Devastators reactor from the lab!"

Cykill - "Very well! You can all leave on the Devastator! Once the mercenaries get here we will get the power cell!"

Recoil - "Can some of us stay and kill stuff?"

Joe - "Well we are getting out of here! God forbid if anything happened to Freckles!"

Joe - "He's an alien soldier, do you have any idea how hard it would be to get another one?"

Joe - "Not to mention the Covenant would probably attack Earth and destroy all our major cities in retaliation if something happened to him in our care!"

Joe - "Oh fuck!"

 

So, I realized that I have a second SS-86 jazz and I'm not sure what to do with it. Should I repaint him into Ricochet, sell him, or keep him in case my first jazz breaks?

 

Anti-Joke #5:
Kup: How come I, an old and experienced soldier, get this puny-ass gun . . .
Kup: . . . while Bumblebee, a newbie scout, gets a big-ass bazooka!?
Kup: Hey, why the big gun? You're compensating for something?
Kup: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kup: HOHOHOHOHOHO!
Hoist: HOW MANY TIMES BEFORE YOU GOTTA LEARN THIS LESSON, OLD MAN?!?!
Kup's Limbs: Too many.

 

God i wish Prowl wasnt so hard to get
then i could have all 6 of my headcanon datsuns
Prowl, Bluestreak, Smokescreen
with then my "Dark Datsuns": Barricade, Sidewind (based on rotf sideways) and Deadline (based on ROTF Dead End)

 

Replaced.