"May your sun be blown out like a candle May your sea burn like tar May your sky be rolled up like a scroll May your blue moon drip with blood" - "Goodbye Sober Day" By Mr Bungle
"Ya know fellas, trailer parks are some of your largest consumers of cocaine. Right behind school buses and CREMATORIUMS." - Hank Hill From "Ya Know Fellas" by DurhamrockerZ
"I heard a sound. I turned around. Turned around to find the thing that made the sound." - "I Heard a sound" from "Fingertips" by They Might Be Giants
"When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar; you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say." - Tyrion Lannister
"If we're all clones, then how come I'm the only one with a sense of humor?" -Scorch in Republic Commando
MADRED: Wonderful. Wonderful. I like you, human. Most people become ill at the sight of live taspar. I remember the first time I ate a live taspar. I was six years old and living on the streets of Lakat. There was a band of children, four, five, six years old, some even smaller, desperately trying to survive. We were thin, scrawny little animals, constantly hungry, always cold. We slept together in doorways, like packs of wild gettles, for warmth. Once, I found a nest. Taspars had mated and built a nest in the eave of a burnt-out building and I found three eggs in it. It was like finding treasure. I cracked one open on the spot and ate it, very much as you just did. I planned to save the other two. They would keep me alive for another week. But of course, an older boy saw them and wanted them, and he got them. But he had to break my arm to do it. PICARD: Must be rewarding to you to repay others for all those years of misery. MADRED: What do you mean? PICARD: Torture has never been a reliable means of extracting information. It is ultimately self-defeating as a means of control. One wonders that it's still practiced. MADRED: I fail to see where this analysis is leading. PICARD: Whenever I look at you now, I won't see a powerful Cardassian warrior. I will see a six year old boy who is powerless to protect himself. MADRED: Be quiet. PICARD: In spite of all you've done to me, I find you a pitiable man. Star Trek Next Generation Season 6 "Chains of Command".
Adam Driver in some movie I don’t know the name of: "I just had sex. I'm about to eat nachos! It's the greatest moment of my life!"
:| "Every time somebody farts, a demon gets it's wings. (Fart, fart) oop! Twins!" John Leguizamo as Clown/Violator from the movie SPAWN.
"Now they will know why they are afraid of the dark. Now they learn why they fear the night." - Thulsa Doom
"The Black Rider flung back his hood, and behold! he had a kingly crown; and yet upon no head visible was it set. The red fires shone between it and the mantled shoulders vast and dark. From a mouth unseen there came a deadly laughter. "Old fool!" he said. "Old fool! This is my hour. Do you not know Death when you see it? Die now and curse in vain!" And with that he lifted high his sword and flames ran down the blade." -The Return of the King (book, not movie)
