I'll see you when you get down here.  

 

Well ever since I've gotten into memes I've had a spot reserved, does hell validate parking.

 

Parking validation is only for those who put water in their cereal.

 

Five facts about me:
1)I am now a holy man.
2)I do NOT put water on my cereal, I use milk like the good Lord intended.
3)I actually am fairly tolerant of opposing viewpoints IRL and just exaggerate for comedic effect.
4)I don't like twinkies.
5)I hate peach, the fruit, the drink flavor...and ugggggh peach soda.

 

What about Martian Poop soda? What about Worm Ooze? Stalinade? Dirt or Grass Soda?

 

Was this in 1994?

 

Here are 5 more facts about me:

1. Despite getting almost no acknowledgment from those around me, my school's communications system can not function without me as most people in my school are tech-illiterate (Which I really need to find a protégé but haven't found anyone who cares yet).
2. I keep a personal log for each day to make sure I achieve all the goals I want.
3. My current goal is to join the Coast Guard, After that, I'm not really sure. I'm thinking about becoming an Attorney.
4. (I'm being 100% serious) I am Numbuh 301,053 of the KND. (I have photo evidence)
5. I'm an amateur guitar player, stop motion animator, and milk powered model kit builder.
6. (Bonus) Amendment to my previous 5 facts: My all-time favorite band is the Ramones, hand down. Fuck the Gorillaz.

 

1. I've written and recorded over 250 songs
2. I've been running a marathon on my birthday all by myself without any special training for the past 4 years just for the heck of it
3. I was a semi-pro XC mountain bike racer in the mid 90s
4. I have 3 high potential kids (2 of them have skipped a grade)
5. When I was 16, I saved my own win during a baseball game (the only season I ever played)

 

1. I like to put french fries in my burgers.

2. In school lunches, when they served spaghetti they also added a piece of toast and I would place spaghetti on it and eat it like a open face sandvich.

3. School pizza, I would lift the cheese and place lettuce in it.

4. I once ate burnt eggs to make a girl not feel so bad of her cooking ability.

5. I've been cooking my own meals since I was 14.

 

I can’t take a good picture of myself even if my life depends on it

 

oh gosh, 95 maybe? I remember defending my Blockbuster and getting smoked the next round lol.

 

When did this thread become so relatable?

 

I'm so ill that crack wants to smoke me.
I am, in fact, what Willis was talking about
I really can throw that football over those moutains
I fired my boss
When I run a marathon they bring the finish line to me

 

Slow the fuck down, Chad Thundercock.

 

I have a shitty and mediocre taste of media because I had an average unremarkable childhood

 

That's not five facts about yourself. 0/10-IGN

 

1.I hate ice cream
2.I hate cereal
3.I hate pudding
4.I hate apples
5. I hate cake
6. I absolutely hate chocolate
7. I hate chips
8. I hate ketchup
9. I hate chocolate chip cookies
10. I love oatmeal and raisin cookies

and @WEEGEE, @Scarlet knight, and everyone else who isn’t as crazy as I am don’t @ me

 

1. I married an immigrant
2. I find wrestling kind of boring and yet I find behind the scenes stories facinating
3. I have nearly died 3 times in one week
4. Processing the fact this will be the first holidays without ether of my parents around
5. This will be the first xmas I'm kind of in charge of doing lights, and decorations by myself and finding it slightly intimidating.

 

@Smokeyoreo18

 

1. When I'm eating skittles I tend to sort them by color.
2. I'm really good at sorting.
3. If I sleep past 8:00 I'm exhausted for the rest of the day.
4. I despise fall decorations and fall related food.
5. I am an epic gamer.