'WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, YOU MOTHERF**CKERS!???" - Dumbledore, from the infamous Harry Potter Fanfiction "My Immortal"
I'm the center of the universe! I'm the center of the universe! I am the COW! I am the COW! - Penn and Teller: Bullsh*t!
I wish I could remember some RvB quotes. Sarge has a lot of good lines. "Game over man! Game over!" -Corporal Hicks
Don't beat yourself up, its really easy to confuse Bill Paxton and Michael Biehn.... They were both in "The Terminator" too....
"Dead broad off the table" Shrek "Quasimodo predicted all this" Bobby Bacala The Sopranos "There's only three things you can do in the joint kid, lift weights, play cards or get into trouble" "Whatd you do"? "Me? I read" Sonny from a Bronx Tale
One that I always appreciated: "You know what's the best way to survive a plane crash? Don't be in it." -Raylan Givens, Justified And one that gets a laugh out of me every time: "Look, this is going to be one hell of a bowel movement. Afterward, he'll be lucky if he has any bones left." -Professor Farnsworth, Futurama, "Parasites Lost," Season 3, Episode 4.
"I bet you 10 times out of 10 Nicky, Vinny and Tony could beat the shit out of Todd, Kyle and Tucker" - George Carlin
"Is it red, red, green, or red, green, red?" "And he's supposed to be the demolitions expert?" Scorch and Sev in Republic Commando