Frodo: how much can I get for this? Saleswoman: $50 Frodo: Shit! That's it?! Gandalf: but it will destroy all evil! Frodo: Screw off, Wizard! (Triple kicks to Gandalf's crotch) Gandalf: My prescious!!!
Merg: "I don't know how to deal with the Thots" Merg, trying to come up with plans to defeat Terraria: Calamity mod's boss, Devourer of Gods and its minions, Devourer of Thots.
"thats what she said" michael scott (Specifically the time he said that in the finale cuz damn that was powerful and a surprise to see him again)
EPA Official: S-sir, I'm afraid you've gone mad with power... Russ Cargill: Of course I have. You ever tried going mad without power? It's boring. No one listens to you!
"It's a cruel world, sister." "Being cruel yourself won't change that." Supergirl counters Poison Ivy's cynicism, Injustice 2
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? Pinky: I think so Brain, but if you replace the P with an O, my name would be Oinky, wouldn't it? The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? Pinky: I think so Brain... but do I really need 2 tongues? The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? Pinky: I think so, Brain, but this time, you put the trousers on the chimp. The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? Pinky: I think so, Brain, but if they called them "sad meals" no one would buy them. The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? Pinky: I think so, Brain, but then it'd be Snow White and the Seven Samurai... The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? Pinky: I think so, Brain, but how are we going to make pencils that taste like bacon? Or maybe we should make bacon that tastes like pencils. Narf. The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? Pinky: I think so Brain, but if Jimmy cracked corn, and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?
Probably the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life. From The Simpsons episode "$pringfield" Homer: (to Lisa) "It's always something, isn't it? First, I have to drive your pregnant mother to the hospital so she can give birth to you. Now this!" - The Simpsons: $pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)
Currently catching up With JoJo's Bizarre Adventure by watching Part 5: Vento Aureo. So far, this part is just insane with the Stand battles (So as the dialogues). Here's some very..... ehh, "Interesting" ones that I remembered... "You know Paris, France? In English, it's pronounced "Paris" but everyone else pronounces it without the "s" sound, like the French do. But with Venezia, everyone pronouces it the English way: "Venice". Like The Merchant of Venice or Death in Venice. WHY, THOUGH!? WHY ISN'T THE TITLE DEATH IN VENEZIA!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? IT TAKES PLACE IN ITALY, SO USE THE ITALIAN WORD, DAMMIT! THAT SHIT PISSES ME OFF! BUNCH OF DUMBASSES!" - Ghiaccio - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo "This.... is the taste of a liar, GIORNO GIOVANNA!!" " Arrivederci." - Bruno Bucciarati, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo
"The mind of a military genius patterned into a soulless killing machine." - The description of the CORE commander from Total Annihilation
“Horrific, deplorable violence is ok, as long as people don’t say any naughty words!” - Sheila Broflovski, “South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut”
"I ain't got time to play with myself." Duke Nukem 3D In case you are wondering, he is referring to a Duke Nukem game in in the game DN3D
“You’re all going to die down here.” The best creepy moment is when she turns her head, because up to that point she seems like a basic hologram that can’t see them & doesn’t react to where they are as they move around the room. Then she looks directly at them and it’s unnerving.
"Lies? In your house of God? No wonder He has abandoned you." A literal demon calls out the corrupt bishop in Netflix's Castlevania. Then eats his face.
"Call me Snake" -Snake Plissken "Your Next line will be..." -Joseph Joestar (Battle Tendency) "It's the end of the road Galvatron!" -Rodimus Prime "Do you believe in Gravity" -DIO (Stone Ocean) "No matter what DIO does to my body below, you must never get enraged and use your cool, Jotaro. Don't worry about me, This happened because it had to happen. Jotaro... This trip was truly fun, wasn't it? So much happened. I swear... These 50 days really were fun." -Joseph Joestar (Stardust Crusaders) "Call me Plissken" -Snake Plissken
