"Gerald Ford dead today after being eaten by wolves. He was delicious. Now how do we know he was delicious?" - Dana Carvey impersonating Tom Brokaw in the Gerald Ford death sketch in Saturday Night Live.
"Allright...but don't do anything I wouldn't do." "Chief, I can't operate under those type of restrictions. " - Chief O'Brien and Nog, Star Trek DS9; "Treachery, Faith and the Great River"
Fury: “Whattayou wanna do?! You wanna sit here an take on a whole SS battalion wit one tank?!” “No, it’s not what I want to do but it’s what we’re doin.” Lone Survivor “you can die for your country, I’m gonna live for mine!” “you’re never out of the fight.” “I AM the REAPER!”
"A little Old Spice in your face. That's right it burns 'cause you're wicked." - John Leguizamo's dad
I don't know the original source for this, but something I saw in email taglines in the early days of the web "Welcome to the internet, where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents" (edit) Also - "God damn these electric sex pants!" - Douglas Reynholm, The I.T. Crowd
Alister Caine "oh? Ok what we have here is just a simple misunderstanding, allow me to clarify things for you! You have one hour to leave this system. At the conclusion of the next one hour if you are not out of the system I will begin launching massive amounts of projectile weapons in your general direction until you are either A) out of the system or B) Obliterated. Am I clear on this?"
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Here's the target area. Gerou: That's Minnesota, sir. President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Damn it, man, that's the genius of my plan. Why go over there to fight? We can do it right here at home, and get in some good fishing while we're at it. Gerou: Sir, the enemy is over there. President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Then we'll fly them over here. Their families too. We'll teach them to skate... Do I have to think of everything?
"Give that to Willie Green and tell him I want him out of here in 24 hours... and 23 of 'em are already gone!" -Dolemite
"In Mandolorian, We don't have a word for hero. Being prepared to die for your family and friends, or what you hold dear, is a basic requirement , so it's not worth a separate word. It's only cowards we had to find a special name for." Baltan Carid
"The city is flying and we're fighting an army of robots. And I have a bow and arrow. Nothing makes sense. " -Hawkeye
"I am the rocks of the eternal shore, crash against me and be broken!" - Apocalypse from the 1990's X-Men cartoon, in the episode "Time Fugitives" ( I think it was from part 1)
"Q: How can party rock be in the house if everybody's outside? " "A: I got Domino's" -Pooping The Charts Vol. 6 Potty Rock Aneurysm
"Nobody sane chooses war over peace. For in times of peace sons bury their fathers, but in times of war fathers bury their sons."
"I am Ganner. This threshold is mine. I claim it for my own. Bring on your thousands, one at a time or all in a rush. I don't give a damn...... None shall pass." Star Wars: Traitor
