Lose a finger or lose a toe?

Can't choose the middle finger. That is needed for traffic.

 

It's 3am. On my potato Samsung phone I found an image I saved from Google weeks ago... except I remember already deleting it and it was dated as being saved today though I don't recall finding that photo or searching for it.

In case I find my phone hacked by some time warping demons this will be the evidence I leave behind  

Anyway since there needs to be a question, can anyone explain why this might happen?

 

Is Arthur Fleck in Joker named as a reference to Batfleck?

 

(Bayformers explanation) Your phone came in contact with the Allspark. It happened to a guy's Xbox 360.

My explanation: I was bored.

 

You think that's bad? I've been getting spam / marketing calls and texts for some bloke I've otherwise never heard of for 4-5 years, despite getting my SIM directly from the phone network.... WHY?!?!?!?!?!?

 

Wynaut?

Get it? Lol

Would you wrestle a Komodo Dragon or get punched in the gut by a professional boxer?

 

No. I thought this thread was specifically for "dumb" questions  

 

If you were made of pancakes, would you fear maple syrup?

Smol doggo or Pretteh Kitteh?

Who would win in an epic rap battle of history? Mando and the child or Rosalina and Luma?

 

Legit question:

Have you ever asked a question to yourself out of nowhere and cringe afterwards from one of the answers you came up with? And did you ever feel like asking it to others?

Silly Question:

When Soundwave deploys the cassettes... Is it like he's giving birth to them? Or is it more of a "pokemon in a pokeball" deal where they're in a peaceful mindset of a reality inside Soundwave?

 

Have you guys ever mixed regular milk and chocolate milk so you have more chocolate milk?

 

What will a socially distanced Black Friday sale look like...? Will people be resorting to throwing stuff at each other instead of punching and grabbing...?

 

Only if I get to eat myself.

Doggy

Rosalina and Luma

 

Eat a rat for $20 or eat a tarantula $20? Having it cooked is optional in any style you like.

 

Yeah the wife does

 

Guns

Oh my.

Neither. I'm not paying anyone so I could eat those! And if they're paying me, make it $50 and cooked like those mid-eastern movie food stalls that cook scorpions.

 

If people go vegetarian/vegan to "save the animals," doesn't that mean they're also compensating by eating more plants and fruits?

So do plant lives don't matter?

 

If you were on a date, what would be the deal breaker?

 

NONE-STOP F@CKING SELFIES/TAKING PICS.! Seriously that shit has happened to me before and it's ridiculous. Didn't wanna talk to get to know each other but more interested in taking pics of what she was doing and what she was drinking etc. I remember goin to Denny's afterwards and she had to take a pic and post on her IG about it. F'N Pathetic!

 

Vegans feed on plants from pure jealousy that they themselves can't photosynthesize.

Hating Wooloo, Mimikyu, Sobble, Not thinking Lyzack's hat is cute, saying racial slurrs, calling me tubby, thinking Clawhammer is a better name than Lovehammer for Halfshell's dead partner, being allergic to seafood and peanuts (mostly for her safety, tho. I'm not dropping those) and finding out that she is actually an iguana in a person suit....

 

I have no idea. I'm currently dating a boy who I think is my soul mate and have been dating him for a couple of years