My wife collects too, I'm good to go. She likes tlk and bumblebee movie bots and I like everything else lol

 

Yup, she's a collector as well so she gets it.

 

I just bought an expensive sound system for my avalanche. To keep her from jumping my ass I got her an inexpensive system for her mustang. Told her it was top of the line 
Gotta figure out how to explain another alternator and battery in mine though

 

But all the mustangs 5.0 guys don’t even know what that means! 302cu is actually 4.94L and not 5.0L (don’t flame me ford guys! I’m just bugging!! Blue font?)

 

See, I already planned ahead for this by not getting married in the first place.

Fort Max may be expensive, but he's cheaper than the cost of a wedding ring. Not to mention the cost of a wedding. Not to mention the cost of raising children. Not to mention the cost of a college education for said children.

Collecting TFs sure does feel a lot cheaper when you compare it to all the money that normal responsible adults spend on normal responsible adult stuff...

 

Adulting vs Buying a toy that would look like it's a kid

 

I should have said 60s and 70s.

 

All good. The irony of engines being in L and cc just kills me. I’m Canadian and totally don’t know my height and weight in metric so I’m totally a hypocrite. 5’11 165# metric? Ummm 1.75m and 77kg? Lmao.

 

Fort Max is the only son I'll ever need.

Well him and Scorponok and Unicron, if Fanstoys is ever crazy enough to do them too.

 

My Dodge Challenger 392 SRT would disagree with that assessment. Unfortunately my car is illiterate.

 

Not just cars, we buy soda in liters.

 

except these would go up to the doorknob.

 

BALLER SHIT

 

Yes, this is what is needed for every collector's house.

 

I think what will happen is someone will steal the Fort Max and leave an immitation stone lion in its stead.

 

The house is not MP scale  

 

where can one buy these proposed cement transformer garden statues?

 

Fanstoys

 

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