when we were kids we all used to do terrible stuff to our tf toys i’ll Edit more once I remember

I did:

Terribly painting my mp shattered glass Optimus prime

And my mp bumblebee and hot rod

Buried up my beast hunters wheeljack

Ripped my generations sandstorm in half

Sprayed perfume on my aoe bumblebee ( if you don’t know perfume destroys plastic)

Coloring my toys with sharpies

Threw my FoC ultra magnus of a balcony

Unscrewed my generations blaster

Threw my rid bumblebee at a window

Throwing my legend class bumblebee out of a balcony

Gluing my mp bumblebee to a table

Gluing a gun to a hand now it’s stuck

Putting Sandstorm in a freezer

Ripping off my aoe galvatron’s arm off And coloring him really badly

Threw the remaining parts of my sandstorm in my back yard

Ripping off sandstorms back

Shreded my rid steeljaw

Ripping off rid jazz’s doors off

Yeah so what was the worst thing you ever did to your transformers toy

 

F*cking up my POTP Dinobots with terrible paint

 

Breaking them apart. Burning them. Oh how I hate myself.

 

Took my G1 Ramjet to school (that included a bus ride to and fro). He didn’t come back complete. I lost the landing gear and a stabilizer.

I never painted my TFs. I saved that for Joe vehicles... most of which I regret.

 

I grew up during G1.

I used scissors to make a hole in Mirage so that I could plug his gun into it when he was in car mode.

I lost Rodimus Prime's trailer. I didn't like how he looked without it. So I removed the wheels in his legs and replaced them with black wheels from a broken Contructicon. (I can't remember which one.)

The window stickers wore off my Powermaster Optimus Prime so I painted them...gray. I have no idea why I painted them gray.

 

I threw my Armada Megatron at my brother's friend because he was making fun of me for playing with Transformers.

 

Too many things

 

I liked my Powermaster Prime and G2 tank Megatron-- except their lack of articulation

I owned G2 hero Optimus and hero Megatron-- and really liked their articulation

Solution: merge them

Result: 4 chopped up worthless pieces of plastic. Also, sadness

 

I used them as targets with my BB gun as a kid in the backyard. Okay, mostly GI Joe, but I remember shooting some G1 Transformers also. I was pretending to be Kevin from Home Alone.  

 

I dropped my metroplex from the jungle gym to test if he'd break.

He did. :-(

 

I threw my G1 Sludge across the room just to see what would happen. My child self was horrified at the site of it shattering into a bunch of pieces. My child brain thought the mighty metal dino would be okay because hey look at how awesome he is in the cartoon. My child self learned a valuable lesson that day.

 

I used my 07 movie toys for football throwing practice.

I also remember having a Rotf Gears that I stomped on when I had a tantrum as a kid

 

I painted ROTF Leader Optimus with Wall paint
this was 5 years ago ;-;
still to this day i try remove paint

 

I shot up an MP-44 with an MP44 maschinenpistole, posed MMC Ocular Max's 3P Optimus T-Posing over the remains, and uploaded it to GoogleTube in 2044. Ah, but that hasn't happened yet... well, spoiler alert for 24 years in the future.

 

spraypainted my G2 Laser Optimus with black spraypaint after seeing Scourge's first episode in RiD

 

When I was a kid, my thing was animated and I liked having battles where figures got "damaged". By Damage, I mean pulling their limbs off and putting them back on. As someone who had almost all the animated line as a kid, there is a reason all I have left is Grimlock and Bulkhead.

Also a poorly done siege Prowl custom which ended with both of Prowl's legs shattered.

 

I took all my G1 toys and dumped them when I reached my early 20s. I thought it was the grown up thing to do. The regret hit me years later. Sigh.

 

You don't stop playing when you're too old. You're too old, when you stop playing. Be a geek. Be proud.

Palm in your faaaaaaaaaaaaace!

 

Smashing up a) a g1 Menasor b) a Beast Wars Transmetal Megatron

 

Transmetal Megatron has GPS mine broke when i tried to transform him for the first time