A dream I had if my youngest sister, her first son (older in my dream) my dad and myself where in a race. My sister drove a Mustang, my nephew on a motorcycle, my dad in a Hummer and myself in a Dodge Viper. I was in the lead until a barrel of oil spilled on the track and I spuned out and hit a wall. My car failed to start again and my sis passed me followed by my nephew and my dad not far behind. I realized I lost the race and kept punching the horn.
I saw a guy running backwards outside. First time I've ever seen someone do this, seriously. I immediately thought, is there some kind of health benefit to this, like working more muscles. Is it worth it, making yourself look foolish, and increasing the threat of falling down? When I went home, I looked up online, and sure enough, some people run backwards.
... I thought this was a joke. ... But then it wasn’t. ... What the fuck are those crusty-looking white things? ... HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE RETURNABLE? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHH.
Hahahah i didn't think about the Returnable part. Imagine opening the box and seeing used- Reusable tissues LMAO and again: