What made you laugh today?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Jaegertron, Nov 23, 2013.

  1. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart. RIP Spike and Mojo.

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    A dream I had if my youngest sister, her first son (older in my dream) my dad and myself where in a race.

    My sister drove a Mustang, my nephew on a motorcycle, my dad in a Hummer and myself in a Dodge Viper. I was in the lead until a barrel of oil spilled on the track and I spuned out and hit a wall. My car failed to start again and my sis passed me followed by my nephew and my dad not far behind. I realized I lost the race and kept punching the horn.
     
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    What is up with that piano player??

     
  4. Nemesis Otaku

    Nemesis Otaku Why did I un-ironically call myself an otaku?

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    Psychoshi Grammaton Cleric

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    I saw a guy running backwards outside. First time I've ever seen someone do this, seriously. I immediately thought, is there some kind of health benefit to this, like working more muscles. Is it worth it, making yourself look foolish, and increasing the threat of falling down? When I went home, I looked up online, and sure enough, some people run backwards.
     
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  6. FiVE1ZERO

    FiVE1ZERO ***FT Screwdriver Collector ONLY.!***

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    First thing I thought of lol.
     
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    Kamijou Touma ミサカ10032

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    Heh, turns out I've been ahead of the curve this entire time :cool: 

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  10. TenScaryMonkeys

    TenScaryMonkeys Can You Believe How Great These Pants Look?

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  11. sideswipe3

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  12. FiVE1ZERO

    FiVE1ZERO ***FT Screwdriver Collector ONLY.!***

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    TP crisis solved! REUSABLE TOILET PAPER!!! Screenshot_20200318-161053.png
    :D o_O :yuck 
     
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  13. rattrap007

    rattrap007 One meme mutha f’er TFW2005 Supporter

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  14. TenScaryMonkeys

    TenScaryMonkeys Can You Believe How Great These Pants Look?

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    ... I thought this was a joke.
    ... But then it wasn’t.
    ... What the fuck are those crusty-looking white things?
    ... HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE RETURNABLE?

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHH.
     
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  15. FiVE1ZERO

    FiVE1ZERO ***FT Screwdriver Collector ONLY.!***

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    Hahahah i didn't think about the Returnable part. Imagine opening the box and seeing used- Reusable tissues LMAO and again: :puke: 
     
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    Maybe they'll wash them first?
     
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    Facebook , at "thuh mediyas got yew scayered"
     
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