Burger King has a hot Valentine’s special: Your ex for a Whopper


This is very bizzare, but whatever.  

 

There’s probably people in bad relationships who would jump on that offer in a heartbeat.

 

Probably. Though you'd think this would be more a tactic of a dessert type business.

 

No I don't see this causing acrimony at all, nope, no unintended consequences whatsoever.

 

I'm sure some exs are at least worthy of a Red Robin burger.  :

 

I'm going to print out a picture of a hot model and take it in to see if it works.


(it will of course be a male model)

 

If we're going by what they're worth, I have an ex or two for red Robin...

I actually like Whoppers.  

 

With all you can drink root beer of course to drown your sorrows and remember the good times.

I like whoppers too.

 

Jokes on you! I never had a girlfriend!

 

I read somewhere that Hooters is giving out free wings to single people on Valentine's Day as well.

 

Guess they're drummin up business. Get it? Chicken? Drumsticks?

 

You win Valentine's day.

 

I wouldn't dump my girlfriend for 100 Whoppers.

 

Did you give some thought to that or did you just wing it?

That's a lot of Whoppers though...

 

Whoppers suck anyways. The ex did that for free!

 

There's no way this doesn't end without a fistfight and/or restraining order.

 

Well now Popeye's can lighten their load of crazy people for a week.

 

I wouldn't dump my man for them either.

 

Right?

Aw c'mon Galvs don't get saucy.

 

I'm just thinking of someone who takes pics of all of their Exes, or even people they dated and ends up getting 50 free whoppers.

Same! *raises for high five*
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Come on man, we have to embrace the loneliness to avoid the insanity it brings.

what about 101?