This quote from the best quote or line thread, I don't really like SpongeBob but this had me laughing.
This is why cows can't have nice things! Crowe and Goldberg have been tossing the empty lick tank around in their pen. When they threw it in the water trough, I had to take their toy away. It's not the first incident though, this time last year Crowe threw his creep feeder into a tree.
Spoiler Arceus: ....You dingbots wonder why I make a multiverse with failed timelines?? THIS IS WHY!! DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FIX THIS??? AND SHE IS SUPPOSED TO BE IN GALAR!!!
Was on shift today at Dollar General with one of my coworkers who I get along real well with. She’s only been there a few months but at this point we both know how to crack each other up by doing the stupidest shit. The both of us goof off a lot. Not gonna lie, probably more than we should, but being there for any amount of hours you need all the joy you can get. So ... what do I do? There were some hiring slips that we had to place in all the bags. At the top of them it says “Come Grow With Us!” ... I snatched one and took a sharpie and scribbled out the word grow and replaced it with suffer Thankfully she had the right mind to rip it up ... I probably woulda just thrown it in one of the bags
I had a very crazy morning. I woke up at 6:00 to use the bathroom and I saw this black weasel looking creature in my bathroom closet. So I opened the door and chased him out of the apartment. It wasn't easy. He also ate some bagels and bread.
