Woman who climbed into lion enclosure at zoo says she now identifies as a lion

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  1. WEEGEE, Nov 2, 2019
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    Someone play this over footage of her getting mauled to death.
     
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  2. PlanckEpoch, Nov 2, 2019
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    Okay, after this can identifying as an attack helicopter be valid now? I mean it's almost 2020 and we need to be inclusive!
     
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  3. GoLion, Nov 2, 2019
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    *sigh*

    Humor is dead.
     
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  4. vatarian, Nov 3, 2019
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    The contextual notion of it somehow being alive to contrast before my reply killed the joke or whatever would have required the joke to be actively funny in the first place. Also yeah. It’s dead and I killed it. And I’ll kill again.
     
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  5. GoLion, Nov 3, 2019
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    Just because it wasn't funny to you doesn't mean it wasn't funny.

    We're talking about a woman that thinks she's a lion, and it still turns into a moralistic lesson about the evils of society. You don't see the problem?
     
  6. vatarian, Nov 3, 2019
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    I mean I see the problem that you’re being kind of annoying at this point, and doing more to kill any sort of humorous vibe than I ever did, but, like, that’s probably not the “problem” you’re referring to.
     
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  7. MetalRyde, Nov 3, 2019
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    I identify as an Apache Attack Helicopter that is made out of chainsaws.
     
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  8. vatarian, Nov 3, 2019
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    That doesn’t sound very aerodynamic.
     
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  9. WEEGEE, Nov 3, 2019
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    Don't insult his gender you microagressor.
     
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  10. rattrap007, Nov 3, 2019
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    [​IMG]
     
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  11. WEEGEE, Nov 3, 2019
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    I fucking love you.
     
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  12. vatarian, Nov 3, 2019
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    I’m a macroagression and I’m straight up stealing your gender for daring to stand in my way. You don’t have a gender anymore. No pronouns for you.
     
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    I identify as a Supercobra. My pronouns are Whup-whup-whup and brrrrrrrrrrrrt.
     
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  14. Unclejoe420, Nov 4, 2019
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    Identifying as a lion? Hope she knows it's mainly the lionesses that do the hunting, right? She better get her skates on!!
     
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  15. WEEGEE, Nov 4, 2019
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    I get all the PC points then!
     
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    Practical Darvinism.

    It just works.


    Well, I'm going to be optimistic and not to remind that any life form that is more or less on pair with us in terms of sentience/sapience...

    ...has a fair chance of being as deranged.

    I'm not curious what's on the alien tumblr, tho.
     
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  17. vatarian, Nov 4, 2019
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    Not if I kill all of you and eat you, thus consolidating your points into mine.

    ......I transform into an anti-air equipped tank. The natural predator of all Attack Helicopters.
     
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  18. WEEGEE, Nov 4, 2019
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    Damn, you've got me beat.
     
  19. MetalRyde, Nov 4, 2019
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  20. WEEGEE, Nov 4, 2019
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    What if she goes IDW Arcee on your behind?
     
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