Woman who climbed into lion enclosure at zoo says she now identifies as a lion

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  1. Rodimus Prime

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  2. protohuman

    protohuman Primus was a pander

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    Young man! Do her history!
    I love how she got irate and went all smoke and mirrors after she got the hardball question. You can tell she has an act for just about anything she is questioned about.
     
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  3. SPLIT LIP

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  4. rattrap007

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    She all kinds of crazy..
     
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    What the fuck
     
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  6. Autobot Burnout

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    Tumblr strikes again.
     
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  7. rattrap007

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    In all fairness, she wasn't in any real danger. From what I read there is no way the lion could get her. The way the enclosure works is like this:

    First off the lion is actually at a lower level than where she was. I think it is 10 feet or so. Then you have a wide moat that is 10 feet wide or so. She is up higher and at a long distance away. Then after the plat form she stood on you have the waist high fence you observe the animals from. The picture is misleading because of perspective. Think LotR/The Hobbit and how you had people in the same shot look way bigger or smaller than each other.

    yes she is still an idiot, but in very little danger
     
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  8. Macross7

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    I think she identifies as lunch.

    Also we don't allow lions to roam the streats. If she identifies as a lion, it is only fair we put her behind bars. Keeps the public safe.
     
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    Well, I for one respect her and hope she finds a lovely zoo to inhabit where she can exist with her lion brothers and sisters.

    And if you don't respect her, you're obviously just a bigot that needs to get woke.

    Tumblr is rushing to provide the box as we speak.
     
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    Whenever any animal's behavior puts it out of touch with the realities of its existence, it becomes extinct.” Munro, Congo

    This is the quote I think of from Michael Cricthon's novel whenever I see something like this. The behavior of these types of 21st Century people who think they are something they are not is putting them out of touch with the reality of their existence. Consequently, without a change in behavior, people like this woman are going to go extinct sooner or later.
     
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  11. Venixion

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    ...okay then. I guess. Hopefully she'll be blacklisted from every zoo so she doesn't get mauled and the lions put down because of her actions.
     
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  12. Rodimus Prime

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    Cool. Give her an antelope. See what happens.
     
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    This is why aliens don't want to visit us.
     
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    I didn't realise anyone was still pretending to be Otherkin in the year 2019.
     
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    Personally I think they don’t want to visit us due to the mass-genocide, constant fighting, fascism, overall political causticity, and complete emotional and social immaturity that’s rampant among our species, but, I mean, yeah, maybe they have a phobia of women who pretend to be pretending to be lions for attention on social media.
     
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    Okay so this is just ONE of many reasons they won't visit us.
     
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    I say she gets kicked in the face.
     
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    It's the Circle of Life!
     
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