What in the fucked up world are those....things? 

 

Does that toy have literal shitstains on his pants?

What is this offbrand?!

 

Aw, great, who came up with this one, Dav Pilkey?

 

I didn't mean literal playing in poop. I meant the mess. It's disgusting.

It's kinda weird watching someone call others snowflakes get upset over the opinions of other people.

It's literally "if you disagree with me, I'm going to call you names!"

Get a grip, Mr. Parent.

 

I haven't heard of Hangrees until this news post. When I went to the local Meijer, they had a lot of different ones. I was surprised by the selection available.

All 3 in the set have extra yellow painted on marks around the poop chute.

I guess Amazon, Target, and Walmart carry Hangrees too but not sure about this particular set. I don't even see this 3 pack on-line. It comes with a mini brochure detailing more 3 pack sets and individual ones not on their website. Pooptimus is the only TF related one so far. Pooper Mario and Pooverine seem tempting, though.

 

Shaking my head!

 

Shittiest toys I've ever seen. (Seriously)

 

You had to say "leaks", didn't you?

 

IKR?! And I thought Botbots were pushing the limits of our consciousness...

 

Wow, I thought the effort to sell gross stuff to boys died out with my generation.

This is like the reverse of finding out an ancient tablet was just a bad Yelp review. People never change.

 

Well crap. Strangests thing I've seen today.

 

Hm. Kinda what the Pooptimus Prime. Don't want to pay for the whole set though. Blah

 

W-01 Dirty Man companion.

Does this have a license? Will the wiki need to make a page for it?

 

I saw Ashens review the TMNT & Freddy Fazbear ones of these recently.
What is with the recent facination with poo in the \"toy\" market?
SO many times i\'ve seen unicorn poo toys and felt immense shame to be the same species as those who made them.

 

30 dollars for that peice of shit (literally)? Hard pass. I\'m really sick of seeing poop themed toys clogging up the shelves at my target. If the kids like it I guess that\'s fine, but any kid I know would gladly take any other 30 dollar optimus prime over this. 

 

If it was like, $15 for the set, I'd pick it up just for the novelty of an R2D2 parody figure. $5 per figure wouldn't be unreasonable.

But $30 for a toy I wouldn't ever use the intended function of? With a bunch of crap (almost literally) fake products? Way too much.

 

Totally unlicenced, They\'re relying on the parody rules but they\'re skirting way too close and will probably be receiving a whole stack of C&D letters from various licensors.
 

 

Not to date myself, but usually only the kids from the short bus played with shit. Now, it's a good portion of the toy aisle. Great way to introduce a burdensome fetish to a young consumer.

 

And I thought seeing these in TRU in HK last year was a bit too weird for kids (or for parents to buy for kids)...


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