Nope, not even for a laugh. If someone bought it for me I'd keep it though. Waaaaaaay back in the closet.

Canadian MidWinter+Chili=Frosted Fart.

 

I wonder if you can see a fart on a frosty day like you do your breath?

 

I think mythbusters proved it wrong.

 

Looks like a parody ver of Optimus prime.

 

I have kids. 3 of them. Youngest being 2 years old. Playing in literal shit is something mine have never done. Where do you get this from? What kind of parents are they?

 

Yes I am, by people being grossed out by a toy. I mean it’s a toy. Not real poop

 

“Fast_Draw would be excellent at CinemaSins.” (Bing)

 

5 year old me:

Regular 5 year olds:

 

I thought it was (ding)


Anyways not my taste of toys and I can see myself having fun with a voyager instead but I don't condemn anyone who likes this boyish type of gross out humor

 

Honestly it'd be pretty hysterical if anyone's kids that play with stuff like this tried to substitute the slime it comes with with their own shit, because then the parents would have to clean it up while thinking to themselves "why did I inflict this upon myself? I could've used the money this little gremlin costs me to do so much, instead I've gotta clean up shit and watch Peppa Pig on repeat and constantly have my personal space invaded. God, I miss being able to take a shit with the bathroom door closed, having children is my biggest regret"

 

Pisstimus prime

 

What was your first clue?

 

You've never changed a diaper?

 

Oh man, the projection here.

 

Best thing ever: Beef...stew. Yep, my brain broke. I'm gonna go...place.

 

lol, right? like always, the types shouting "snowflake" end up being the snowflakes themselves.

 

I'll just leave this here:

 

I have. With poop of all kinds of texture. I’ve dealt with blow outs. Not once did any of my kids play with poop. Maybe those parents need to rethink their diaper changing techniques.

 

Not really. The he who smelt it dealt it rule doesn’t ever really apply. As in this case with the snowflakes term.