Woman bites camel in the junk at a truck stop petting zoo

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  1. Mark, Sep 23, 2019
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  2. Starfire22, Sep 23, 2019
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    Real time pic of the camel:

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  3. Dark Skull, Sep 23, 2019
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    Pesky adblocker :lol  Oh well....don't think I want to read that article anyway.
     
  4. Sylent, Sep 23, 2019
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    :lol 

    When the Camel sat on her, I bet he whispered, "Hey Julie! Guess what day it is?" :lol 
     
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  5. Doug, Sep 23, 2019
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    All that because the couple did not control their dog.
     
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  6. jackisking, Sep 23, 2019
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    actually I heard the camel asked her if she had nuts on walls would they be walnuts......and if you know the rest of the joke it speaks for itself.
     
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  7. MetalRyde, Sep 23, 2019
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    Not in Florida?!

    ITS SPREADING!!!
     
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  8. Spiderus Prime, Sep 23, 2019
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    Well this just in my state, but this is the same place with the tiger and the legal troubles.
     
  9. TheWarPathGuy, Sep 24, 2019
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    Ouch, what a dick.
     
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  10. Jazzfan0217, Sep 28, 2019
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    “I bit a camels testicles.” Dear god you don’t fucking hear that everyday. Poor camel.
     
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  11. galvatran, Sep 28, 2019
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    Actually, it’s testicles.
     
  12. Soundwavelover2004, Sep 28, 2019
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    Ew
     
  13. Omegashark18, Sep 28, 2019
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    I don’t even want to know what the taste would be like....

    Ugh.
     
  14. TheWarPathGuy, Sep 28, 2019
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    I know, I couldn't think of a funny joke.
     
  15. grindcore138, Sep 28, 2019
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    Listen, if anyone ever sat on me and wouldn't get off I too would start biting at their junk to make them get off, what else are you supposed to do?
     
  16. Mark, Sep 28, 2019
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    The whole story is just one terrible decision after another.


    Well I would start with not being an idiot and staying out of the camels area (referring to the person in the story not you)
     
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  17. rattrap007, Sep 28, 2019
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    I thought you smoked camels, not bite them..
     
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  18. fschuler, Sep 29, 2019
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    That's actually kinda hawt