"Optimus goes MILF-hunting and the entire Earth ends up getting plowed."

 

But it makes up for it with Anthony Hopkins yelling at Submarine museum customers.

 

"Cade Yeager went on for another bizarre adventure with some help from his fellow angry, violent giant robot Autobot buddies, featuring cannon-fodder Decepticons, King Arthur, bizarre tentacle alien lady, with a lot of shouting, swearing and things exploding."

 

A wizard did it........that is all

 

That pretty much sums up all of the Bayverse.  

 

"Transformers 6: Turns out they were responsible for why Sam Witwicky was conceived in the first place, too!"

 

"Middle aged empty nester takes impromptu trip to England with his best buddy".