The plot to storm Area 51

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  1. Diamondback

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    Don't need to, they have the whole area wired or sound, video, laser tripwires, seismic sensors... there IS no "sneaking in." They'll know these dumbasses are coming, and have Welcoming Parties with Dobermans waiting.
     
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  2. NSJ23

    NSJ23 Not today Chumly, not today.

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    According to one former military person i know, no they would not.
     
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    Edwards : Why the big secret? People are smart. They can handle it.
    Kay : A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it.
    -- Men in Black :) 

    Any military installation that doesn't have enough bullets to suppress even a couple of hundred thousand (mostly) unarmed nutjobs is in serious trouble... when you also consider that many of said nutjobs would panic and run away at the first sign of live fire, the Air Force could probably get away with a couple of pea shooters and a bag of frozen peas :) 
     
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    Nope. Because even if they were to seem overwhelmed, they'd have the support of a base called Nellis. At the very least, they have "aerial gunners" stationed there that love firing the miniguns installed in them helicopters. Then you got them "Puff the Magic Dragons," drones, the F-35s, 15s and 16s...well a variety of stuff :) 
     
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    Google "Mark 19", "White Phosphorous", and "Flechette Rounds".
     
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    There are more bullets in the US than there are ants.

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    Fixed.
     
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    The chances of this happen is 0.
     
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    There are a lot of stupid people on the internet, a lot more in the world. The odds of this happening are better than winning the lottery.
     
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    If my laptop didn't break, I had the perfect meme reaction of a 4chan text saying "you underestimate how stupid we are".... I need to hunt that down.
     
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    This needs to happen so badly! The more the merrier! Call it "the Area 51 challenge" to bring out even more imbeciles. They can erect turrets and station snipers and sharpshooters with rubber bullets and put in sand traps. They could set up cameras and put it on Pay Per View with 100% of the proceeds going to autism and cancer research.

    I'd pay money and host a pizza party to see idiots get picked off like Raid being sprayed into a cloud of swarming gnats.
     
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    And the horde's response?


    Challenge Accepted.
     
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