The plot to storm Area 51

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  1. RolandofGilead

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    They should just teleport into the base. Much safer that way.
     
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  2. grindcore138

    grindcore138 ARF ARF!!!

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    I mean, as much as I find the whole thing hilarious I don't believe there's anyone out there who's in on it that thinks this is really gonna happen. At most I'd bet a handful of people get as close as you can get normally and take a few dumb selfies.

    That said, reality has been getting kinda weird the past few years so a horde of people successfully overwhelming the US military, storming Area 51, freeing aliens and stealing UFOs because of a joke probably wouldn't be that far out of the question either, haha.

    area51.jpg area51genz.jpg area51ufo.jpg theboys.jpg
     
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  3. Dark Skull

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    Yeah...I mean if there are people who are willing to record themselves licking ice cream in the store and putting it back, or gargling mouthwash and spitting it back in and putting it back on the shelf....yeah.
     
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    I mean if you can get someone to throw all those caskets, maybe.
     
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    I guess you'd have to ask the Karens to speak to a manager about that? ;) 
     
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    Yeah, he found nothing where he was at. And where he was at was supposed to be where Bob Lazar claimed was an "S-4" base. There were no "carved hangars" on the side of the hill/mountain. Of course, common sense would dictate that if he were actually close to any sensitive military installation (and I mean close enough to photograph it), we wouldn't know about Mr. Jerry Freeman. He would have been shot dead. There was a tv show that had a group of people who also tried getting close to Area 51, and they were recording their trek. When they got close enough to the base a light was suddenly visible. It was basically the security forces (Air Force military police) warning them if they took one step closer, they'd be swiss cheese.
     
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    Karen's can't attend. They're to busy trying to ruin video games for "their precious angel".
     
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    This won't turn out well for anyone who might attempt it. Part of me holds onto hope that people aren't dumb enough to attempt it, but considering the mass belief in alien spacecraft visiting Earth only to screw around with cattle and farmers, I know it's a fool's errand. As if creatures that make our space program look like preschoolers discovering farting in each other's face would be wrangled in by a couple fighter jets.

    But anyway, Prepare Uranus Naruto runners.

    Yes, I'm using elementary school jokes. Why do you ask?
     
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    Ya know...I'm talking to a fellow veteran who's also a co-worker while I'm trying to fix someone's mess. I showed him the article, and he laughed. He said "If they're serious about it, they're about to meet some increasingly angry frustrated guards (angry not because of where they are or their job, but because of other reasons I cannot mention here) that will be more than happy to 'dance' with them." Then he walked away.

    Ah well...time to go home and start my weekend!
     
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    You just know that even if this is a joke...some morons are actually going to attempt to storm Area 51.

    Everyone knows the Area 51 stuff is just because Broom Lake was a secret experimental R&D facility. The real aliens like the remains of the Rosewell incident are up at Wright-Patterson AFB in Ohio.
     
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    Not true. Freeman did see something at Papoose Lake.

     
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    They forgot to add the Flatearthers to their ultimate plan. I’m sure those people would love to see the aliens from other flat planets. They can charge in next to the people armed to the teeth.
     
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    They're not even using elementary school grade logic so who cares.
     
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    That video is misleading. His obituary states that he was diagnosed with cancer 5 and a half years before that trek. If you watched the entire video of that guy talking, freeman wasn't looking for UFOs he was looking for the path that the lost 49ers took. And it's not uncommon to see mirages in the desert during the night or day. That is a fact. One can only take his words with a grain of salt if you want to be objective. Did he see something? Sure. Can you seriously objectively say what he saw was "evidence of UFOs or other worldly tech and aliens?" No. You cannot. Bob Lazar stated in his own interview that the S-4 base had 9 hangar doors carved into the side of the mountain. From Freemans own words, I don't recall him ever stating he could corroborate Lazar's testimony. Only his subjective feelings on what he thought he saw.

    In short, pics or it didn't happen :p  And then there's this from his own testimony: "If I live to be 100, I will never forget that pulse-pounding night of playing hide-and-seek with shadowy men carrying weapons of war." Like...really? They had night vision tech in 1997 man. Actually the military was using them prior to 97. You think he actually "successfully" hid from armed guards patrolling the area at night? Come on man. Having been in the Air Force myself and working with Security Forces, if they wanted him dead, he wouldn't have been left alive to tell his tale.
     
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    “Anti vax kids” LMAOOOOOOOOO
     
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    I suspect they already moved most of the juicy stuff to another secret base that gets far less attention (there’s quite a few). The U.S. government didn’t even acknowledge that the base existed until a few years ago even though they clearly had armed guards and fences in the middle of the Nevada desert for something. There was a lawsuit back in the 90’s due to reports of that the site was being used for dumping toxic waste. The lawyer for a couple deceased workers’ family’s repeatedly hit a wall of the government denying that there was no base out in the desert until he got a hold of some aerial photos from Russia. If they were willing to deny it for that long, I find it suspicious that they would finally crack the lid of secrecy now.
     
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    Bingo! And that's all I'm going to say with regard to that.

    They've had arm guards and patrols too since the inception of that base. The base is still active as a friend of mine stationed at Nellis just got out of the AF himself a few years ago. He was a 1A7. They still have perimeter defenses that notify the appropriate peepz of incoming people. And with newer tech being employed, I'm sure they'll be able to spot anyone coming towards the base from a good distance away.

    Oh, and more info:

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/nati...show-up/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.d504783c32e6

    Yup, a joke:

    "Training accidents" anyone? :p 
     
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    If they can get morons in fursuits....in Arizona ......in the desert....to try to storm Area 51. That is funny enough, but we can take bets on if they get shot or die from heat stroke from wearing the fursuits first.
     
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    An army of half drunk, basement-dwelling, tinfoil hat civs vs Trained military personnel with night vision, machine guns, cluster bombs from air support, and alien death rays. What could possibly go wrong with this plan?


    I have no doubt there will be a number of people who are taking this seriously. TBH, those people bother me more than any frozen ETs or UFO tech.