Villager: There must be another way of doing the credits! Fireman: That's right! Every time they do a Robin Hood movie they burn our village down! [flaming arrows hit a rooftop, and flaming text appears showing who is directing the movie] Villagers: LEAVE US ALONE, MEL BROOKS!
“If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball” - Patches O’Houlihan (Rip Torn), “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story”
"I am aware the Council made a decision. It is a stupid-ass decision that I am elected to ignore it." - Nick Fury, The Avengers
"No, please don't nuke the tacos" -better without context Spoiler: with context - one of Nux Taku's videos. a commentor making a joke, pronouncing it as Nukes Tacos. This being someone replying to it
"Are you a trumpet? cause you sure are making me horny!" "Wanna get behind a rock? Me and you can get a little bit more... boulder, get it?" "Do you know karate? Cause you're really kickin' it!" "Can I take your picture? I wanna show Santa what I want for Christmas!" Larry Lovage - Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude "Stop kicking!" (When you finish a combo with a low kick.) Onaga - Mortal Kombat: Deception
From the game Resident Evil 4 when you try to look up Ashley Graham's skirt: Ashley: "What are you looking at?" Ashley: "Ah! You pervert!"
There we go. Ripped a rip out, just like dad taught me. Dad said I couldn't be a doctor! Daddy said I couldn't- " doctor, shouldn't you be focusing on the patient-" SHUT UP, NURSE! SHUT UP! I JUST RIPPED OUT HIS LUNGS! DON'T THINK I WON'T DO THE SAME TO YOU!!! - Markiplier, going crazy playing Surgeon simulates. Back in his prime of youtubing.
In Another world with my smartphone Wh-What?!” Ende and I called out in confusion at the sudden, booming voice. A man appeared next to us in less than the blink of an eye. He looked to be around thirty. He had short hair and wore a white, sleeveless training costume that showed off his defined muscles. He had sharp, eagle-like eyes and thick bushy eyebrows. A bandana was wrapped around his head. There was no other way to describe him than... martial artist. He almost looked like a character from a fighting arcade game. It is definitely Ryu from Street fighter.
Tommy Lee's sister: Oh my god, those are my pants! Tommy Lee: But they look so much better on me. The Dirt
"It's not murder! It's a surprise funeral" -Yongyea, making a parody of EA's "Surprise mechanics" comment.
Policeman: We have this club, sorta more of a movement. Just show him Oscar Oscar show Punisher a skull shaped sticker on their car Punisher: What the hell is this? Policeman: Its not the whole force. Hell, most of them wants you in the ground. But some of us believe in what you do. We are doing whatever we can to take back our streets. Punisher removes sticker and tears it into pieces. Policeman: Hey! What are you-- Punisher: I will say this once. We are not the same. You took an oath to uphold the law. You help people. I gave all that up long time ago. You don't do what I do. Nobody does. You boys need a role model? His name is Captain America and he'd be happy to have you. -Punisher (2018) Issue 13 Spoiler The vigilante anti-hero is fundamentally a critique of the justice system, an example of social failure, so when cops put Punisher skulls on their cars or members of the military wear Punisher skull patches, they’re basically sides with an enemy of the system. They are embracing an outlaw mentality. Whether you think the Punisher is justified or not, whether you admire his code of ethics, he is an outlaw. He is a criminal. Police should not be embracing a criminal as their symbol.-Gerry Conway(Punishers creator)
Danica Talos : Enough! It's not funny anymore! Hannibal King : No, it's not, you horse-humping bitch! But it will be a few seconds from now. See, that tickle that you're feeling in the back of your throat right now? [Asher, Jarko, and Danica start coughing] Hannibal King : That's atomized colloidal silver. It's being pumped through the building's air conditioning system, you cock-juggling thundercunt! [Jarko and Asher cough harder] Hannibal King : Which means the fat lady should be singing, right... about... now! [pause where nothing happens] Hannibal King : Heh, this is awkward. [still nothing] Hannibal King : Do you have a cell phone?
By the power of all that is evil, I command you to awaken and make me a sandwich! -Pickles the Drummer
