First cat in world gets four BIONIC paws fitted after losing limbs to frostbite

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  1. Rodimus Prime, Jun 15, 2019
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  2. WEEGEE, Jun 15, 2019
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    I am, IRON CAT!
     
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  3. Rodimus74, Jun 15, 2019
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    Please tell me they have retractable claws!
     
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  4. Drangleic, Jun 15, 2019
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    Needs a gatling gun mounted on its back for killing mice..
     
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  5. Fallout, Jun 15, 2019
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    meow have the technology. meow can rebuild him.
     
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  6. Wolfguard, Jun 15, 2019
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    We have the capability to make the world's first bionic cat. Ryzhik will be that cat. Better than she was before.

    Better....stronger...faster...


    ...prrrrrrr...
     
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  7. Moonscream, Jun 16, 2019
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    The cat looks uncomfortable walking on them. Being as joint replacements for humans don't last but 10 years at best because the bone around them degrades, I have to wonder how long these will last after the bone mostly or fully grows into the framework.

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  8. Meta777, Jun 16, 2019
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    Half cat.
    Half robot.

    All loaf.
     
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    The title of this thread is confusing. Wouldn't the first cat in the world be a fossil now?
     
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  10. rattrap007, Jun 16, 2019
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    Do the the limbs make the classic bionic sound?
     
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    Poor kitty, but I'm glad science/tech could achieve something that could benefit the animal.

    I hope the cat will manage okay.
     
  12. KremzeekTyCobb, Jun 16, 2019
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    I have no puns...but I do have these!!:

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    The cat has taken up her new name. Stevie Pawstin.
     
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  14. Drangleic, Jun 18, 2019
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    Nope, it's immortal.
     
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    They did it. They made it paws-ible. After continual testing on humans, they clawed their way to making catbots. No longer will cats be neko-lected due to not having legs! This truly is a tail to behold....prrrrrfect.
     
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  16. TheWarPathGuy, Jun 18, 2019
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    Jax from Mortal Kombat.
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  17. UndertakerPrime, Jun 18, 2019
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    Finally, a cat that can stand up to C.H.O.M.P.S.

    There's an obscure, dated reference for ya.
     
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  18. KremzeekTyCobb, Jul 5, 2019
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    I thought of some more:

    "Come viz me if you want to nap"

    "Your snuggles....give zem to me"

    "Listen. Understand. That Catinator is out there. It can't be reasoned with, it can't be bargained with...it doesn't feel pity of remorse or fear...and it absolutely will not stop.Ever. Until your upholstery is dead!"
     
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