Funny stories from my weekend with my niece and nephew.. First, Never leave me unattended with the toys I buy for them and the toys they leave scattered about... or any kind of Lego Batman, or Batman paraphernalia. *my niece loves her Mothra btw. Earlier in the day, my nephew played on his SNES classic... or should I say lost at everything. Playing "Super Punch Out," he didn't realize he's playing as the semi invisible guy in the foreground... "YAY! I won!!" His father and I both say, "...nope. you didn't." And then the real laugh of the day.. because I'm going home tomorrow I read the kids a couple of books I got them today for their bedtime stories, and then suddenly they start waving their Kaiju toys around in front of the book.. And so I go along with it. "Hey do I look like a pagoda??! You're ruining the moment! Save it for the third act! That's not fair I left my giant robot at home!" They're giggling and playing around some more but my sister was rolling on the floor from that one.
I'm not going to post the video (because you can find it all over YouTube), but apparently some idiot tried to drop kick Arnold Schwarzenegger in South Africa. Not only did Arnold stand there practically like it didn't even move him, but the idiot that tried to drop kick him started yelling "I NEED A LAMBORGHINI!" And here I thought...wanting a Lamborghini you were supposed to work hard, get the money, and go buy one. Who would have thought drop kicking a celebrity is the way to go? (Of course I'm being sarcastic)
Also, EVERY MEME!!!! and lastly.... Poor Beter...Oh, I mean Beter. Or is that Thanos? *What my brain thinks after reading this* LEARN! LEARN! LEARN! LEARN! LEARN! LEARN! LEARN! LEARN! YOU LEARNIN' YET? LEARN! Gawd dammit, Teamfourstar….
My daughter told me that I was really good at 'peepee' and 'poopoo'. Then she aimed her butt at me and farted. I am a good Dad.
