The pink ranger's zord is highly suspect.

 

The Blessing of Metal Soul exe.

 

Optimus should lay off the leftover pizza before bedtime.  

 

Hey, it could have caused gas and you could have been sleeping with a roommate.

 

You speak madness.  

Hmm..intriguing theory.

 

  Perfect reaction!

 

Thank you.  

 

Shakespearian...Sort of:

 

When a Mob Moose Falls In Love:

 

  Thunderhoof certainly seems the type to boast about his "rack."

 

Would that be a point of pride on Cybertron for him? Or the side effects of being turned into Rudolph's criminal cousin?  

 

Thunderhoof is bringing the paindeer!  

...yes I was watching Thew the other day. Could you tell?

 

No Patience For Patients:

 

  I can totally see just about any Ratchet doing that.

 

Yes. It seems a very Ratchetesque thing to do. He shoulda just gotten it over with. Lol.

 

Don't Forget My Discount:
A continuation of The Blessing of Metal Soul exe.



Note: Thanks to my talented daughter for the handmade props.  

 

Poor Optimus Prime and his summer job.  

 

Well when you have the world's deadliest pizza cutter for a hand and a knowledge of popular Earth cuisine, you may as well use it to make a little cash.  

 

I wonder when he'll realize its just a statue?  

 

I declare this the canon reason why he was arrested on the show.