Watch it for free on YouTube and if you’re drunk and stupid with friends. This way you can enjoy how delightfully shit it is without full comprehension. Friends can also support any self deprecation you may receive while watching. Watching it for free also notifies you that you don’t support this garbage. Or just don’t watch it, that’s also socially acceptable.

 

I liked when he was Optimus prime, because you knew this dude was cool from the get go. You didn’t have to believe in hype and be like, who dis man? Man I need some rice. I was from Kansai in a previous life!

 

Honestly, if these were better I wouldn't care if the animation was b/w.
The theatrical brain dead action hero dialogue in TR was unbearable

 

Why don’t you like Chalk?

 

Define colossal action. I get more action from smashing two toys together.

 

That's one out of how many?

 

How about the meandering plot, Titans duking it out in a seemingly uninhabited city, the sudden anticlimatic defeat of Trypticon, or the last minute ass-pull bait and switch final villain?

 

Didn't even realise it had been made available on YouTube yet. Why did you tell me that? Now I have no excuse.

Is it also worth mentioning that I don't drink and that none of my friends are into Transformers? This is going to be a long one. I'll probably start drinking by the end of it.

 

He's the only one.

Also, I don't know if you misunderstood the point of my post, but I'm not defending the Machinima stuff (in fact, I probably hate it more than most people). I was just making a joke that there was a single enjoyable character in the entire series.

 

I, for one, toked to get in the mood for Titans Return, @CleverNamePendingatron, and I didn’t even need to go so far as to be One Toke Over the Line to enjoy it.

But, again, that was mostly because the voice over was done more professionally.

I also watched it on YouTube, but, IIRC, Go90 is free, unless it’s not available outside the US  

And, @Autobot N & @Nevermore, Emissary was pretty cool, and Windblade came out alright, though I could’ve done with a little less S&M when they were activating Fortress Maximus, who was also pretty cool.

 

Who aren't cheap anti-hero stereotypes.

 

Since I don’t think you can really situate Machinima with other Original Net Animations like Studio Trigger’s Ninja Slayer, Studio Bones’ Xam’d, or OLM’s Pokemon Generations, @Windsweeper II, I accept the amateur melodrama, and I at least cheer that Megatron minimally chews the scenery.

Even though I, for starters, really don’t like “David Lynch presents” Overlord—or whatever is going on between voice actor and director in that process, I’m more bothered by the overly dramatic pauses that pad the run time.

So, as long as the audio doesn’t sound like it was recorded in a closet half full with coats and other goodies, I’m in. I’ll still probably take the ride even if it sounds like the microphones were copped from a local school’s Dell Surplus, but I’d be less happy about the journey.

 

I think that they are good but definitely need improvement, I image they must have a very small budget and limited resources, there was a lot left out of both CW and TR

 

Why? Surely he could use a paycheck. It's not like he retired or is too old and sick to do the jorb.

 

I agree the show had good things but since this show is not supposed to be aimed at - 7 year olds I think we should at least be able to expect something that is at the level of the best that Armada had to offer.

 

A downward spiral works as well. That way you can be totally lost and feel exactly how everyone felt watching this.

 

 

The only thing to look forward to is if this is that last damn season.

 

What sins have we, as transformers fans, committed to deserve this? Is this punishment for all the times we coerced our parents into buying the most expensive figure they had to offer despite them not wanting to? God whhhyyyyy???

 

“And thus below from the cruel minds of hasbro and machinima, wrought a terrible show that would scar the generations to come. And with the day seized and the night controlled the world was thrust into eternal turmoil!”
- The Deformation of Hope 269:33