Hearts of Plastic (The Life and Times of Transformer Toys)

Discussion in 'Transformers Funnies' started by Mr. Chaos, Mar 4, 2011.

  1. boxorak

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    :lol 
    On a related note, has Jon Snow been revealed to be a Targaryen? :p 
     
  2. Rattrap Primal

    Rattrap Primal Geek Overlord, Botbot Collector

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    Time until Lego TF Guy storms over in his Attack Mode in revenge after the brief Frozen joke period of last year (where Winter Soldier was confused with the one with Iceman's powers) where I think Lego TF Guy almost lost his mind…….Oh wait, Lego TF Guy is still missing in his comic, which hasn't updated in a while. Carry on
     
  3. Mr. Chaos

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    Yes... "missing"

    hahaha

    hahahahaha

    Hahahahahaha


    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
  4. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    Oh boy more things that rustle everyones jimmies. :lol  :lol 
     
  5. WEEGEE

    WEEGEE Cringe memer

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    What did you do
     
  6. nobleboivin

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    Wait, you didn't shove Lego in to my FOC Blaster figure seeing as he's practically like the tardis, did you because last time Clouder came over to my comic he put something in Blaster and there's been a knocking sound since.
     
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    I think you need to go perform a c-section on Blaster.
     
  8. Mr. Chaos

    Mr. Chaos New Holder of the Matrix of Leakership

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    No, no, no, of course not...

    heeheehee

    No.
     
  9. Screamingjet

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    .....God F^(<!ng dammit Chaos :redface2: 
     
  10. nobleboivin

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    The problem with something similar to the Tardis though. It can't be scanned.
     
  11. Mr. Chaos

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    Comic delayed a touch thanks to weird work hours but I leave you with this glimpse into my head canon:

    In "Harry Potter and the Chamber of the Unknown" Voldemort is Ginny's talking diary and he is reading this 11 year old girl that is on the cusp of puberty write about how much she love's Harry Potter and Voldemort is a dick and decides to 'teach' her how to please a man.

    Cut to Harry's wedding night and outside the door you can hear Harry suddenly begin screaming in pain and going "Don't use your teeth, damn it!" and Ginny's like "But guys like that!" and Harry complains "Who told you that?!?" and Ginny is all smug and goes "Tom did!"

    And the gears slowly turn in Harry's head and everyone in the hotel is awakened by Harry screaming "DAMN YOU VOLDEMORT!"

    And in hell Tom is laughing his ass off.
     
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    Wow, that's a whole 'nother level of messed up. In that case, that goddamn diary deserved more than the basilisk fang.
     
  13. Olymprix

    Olymprix Moonwalkin' on the Ceiling

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    I need to go wash my brain out with bleach and maybe some hydrochloric acid for good measure.

    How do you live with yourself, Chaos?! You have brilliant ideas like your video game, and then you have the filthy gags like this? The dichotomy must be painful to exist with!
     
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    EEEEEUUUUUUUUUUGH! >.<
    Srsly Chaos that's too far - EVEN for YOU
     
  15. Purple Heart

    Purple Heart Some other time..

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    I like the way you think Chaos, this combined with the fact that you bring us goodies like leaked Listings, you are quickly becoming on of my favorite people. :lol 
     
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    Wow just wow :lolol 
     
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    LegoTFGuy aka BrickBotGuy

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    Hey guys what's going... on... here.

    ...

    NOPE.

    *leaves*
     
  18. Lock Cade

    Lock Cade Tarn Fangirl

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    ^

    I'm with LegoTFGuy.

    Call me when there is a comic update. *Heads out of thread, calling out for some brain bleach*
     
  19. boxorak

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    Could be a cosmic counterbalance thing. For every brilliant idea Mr. Chaos comes up with, something like this also congeals in his mind.
     
  20. Mr. Chaos

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