I had no expectations for this so I'm just nodding sagely and laughing it up. It will be the same wild goose chase nonsensical pyrotechnical orgy of juvenile bullshit the others were. The only chance this film had was a reboot with somebody who isn't a man child. Once they gave the reins back to this idiot it was doomed.

"High five everybody. Principal explosions has been done, now it's back to the studio for CGI explosions and cocktails. We had a blast in Chicago and we finished up there with a huge goodbye explosion. Aww he'll yeah. Oh yeah, we've completely rethought the bots this time... Well we had to because Prime murdered all the others. You'll like this new car that's out this year. And this other new car that's out this year... Erm... Oh yeah, I have no imagination so this one is just a big metal dude. He comes from millions of light years away and is millions of years old but really he's just a fat old human stereotype who turns into a truck so idiots can relate to it."

Oh well, never mind. Just look forward to the opening shots after the usual conspiracy bullshit prologue is over, which will undoubtedly be blondie bending over a car or something so far you can see her lunch.

 

I dont see why he is obsessed with Explosions..

 

Well if they're as awesome as he says they are then I'll be looking forward to them in action, and maybe Hound will be fun like how Jetfire was.

 

I hope hound is scottish, it was a cool accent for Roadbuster.

"Hulloo, ahm Hoond!"

 

Oh god. You might be right...

 

TF having beards means, fembots must have pubes.

 

I think he is right. Why would they bother coming up with an original idea when they can just cash in on whatever's currently popular in mainstream media?

 

This really is massive truth.

 

hound would be awesome with a gruff scottish accent. james cosmo or brian cox would be good.

 

Did you even WATCH the films? Sentinal Prime wanted to save Cybertron, so he made a deal with Megatron...Cybertron was the reason he did what he did!

Optimus, he didnt want earth to suffer the same fate as Cybertron, that is his reason for staying on earth and doing what he does, same with the other bots.

Jazz, it is said that they learned earths languages from the internet, Jazz probably downloaded that way of speaking and the personality of a street dancer...highly possible! That goes with any other con or bot.

Megs, does he need any? It's fucking Megatron, he does what he does and acts like he does because....he's fucking Megatron.

Starscream, same as Megs. All Starscreams except for one have all wanted to overthrow Megs.

Hell if you want to know more, go over to TFWIKI...the have probably wrote the exact same stuff and more.

 

I think you just proved Rhymes point.

Anyway, on topic, Nelsons post says nothing. We already knew (educatedly guessed) hound was brian blessed, and what else is he gonna say about the bot designs? "That Bugatti robot is the biggest utter shit since screamers fingerlicking good legs, what was bayface thinking?!"

No.

 

*like*

 

On the upside, everyone can custom paint their Hound to be red. Then you'll have nice little Santa bot Christmas decor to stand by your Christmas tree.

 

^ LOL.

 

You're gonna see the movie and you're gonna go gaga for the toys

So stop complaining

 

What in the actual fuck?

 

You know, it's funny, six years later, and the EXACT same complaints are still being made  .

:Gets labeled as a fanboy:

 

Truth. I said many fans would love the ROTF twins after we got official images of them and everyone thought they looked stupid. Same will happen for this bot.

 

I've always thought head or facial hair on robots was stupid personally, G1 be damned. I think if you want to show age, show it through voice, demeanor, posing and some visual cues such as older parts, exposed hydraulics, rust or battle damage. Have the older TF creak or mention how he isn't as newfangled as the newer guys.

 

Because 6 years later, the EXACT same mistakes are still being made.