New Year has come..damn I'm old.

also, googling "terry likes yogurt" results in google suggesting that you meant "terry loves yogurt"

"sir, you've been in a coma for a week"
"boy, i can't wait to see if there's been any news about brooklyn 99!"

should i start from the beginning or are the episodes stand-alone enough that i can just watch reruns on tv and be ok?

terry crews is a fucking godsend

holy shit, brooklyn 99 is fucking hilarious. this show might make me like police officers

i was on like the 900th page of your tumblr and you reshared a post around march about what not to do on st patricks day and one of the bullet points was about how 'luck of the irish' was offensive and i was curious

why is 'luck of the irish' offensive/derogatory?

of course wars' kors avatar is coarse

Random idea, thought you might dig it. Mohawk based on Roberto from futurama. Works even better when you realise 2 of his teammates were voiced by Bender.

Buckethead is coming...to town!

Waiting on you wars

i like how i'm your go to person for America. i forgot to post my 4th picture this year actually lol

One of newcomers asked me to do something forbidden, and well....I did.
In short, Wars, it is a monument to all of our sins.

i watched a documentary on that once. nature is truly humbling :') also i'm reading that thing you reblogged on tumblr about what not to do today and if you ever need to direct 4th of july stereotypes at somebody i'm your guy. i literally sleep in american flag shorts and an american flag hoodie every night

happy birthday. every irishman is born on march 17th, right?

Ginga's been wanting to talk to you about something on Skype, just a heads-up

MERRY CRYOMAS YOU MOUTHLESS CRACKPOT!

No idea why you do my dumb requests, but thank

I know what I'm requesting the next time you're taking requests :p