I never understood why in twilight, they dont go out in the sun because they sparkle. When I see sparkles on someone I dont think "Holy shit, YOUR A VAMPIRE!" I think "What the hell is with the glitter?"
There is a big gap between vampire and superman meets tinkerbell.
Also, twilight sucks, per se.
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Oh, that one's a given. Dracula, Yorga, Orlok, Heydrich, etc. would be rolling in their coffins. :thumbdown
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