Steelfire
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Steelfire

Well-Known Member, from Massocheichei

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    1. AutobotAvalanche
      AutobotAvalanche
      There's one thing I want to say, so I'll be brave
      You were what I wanted
      I gave what I gave
      I'm not sorry I met you
      I'm not sorry it's over
      I'm not sorry there's nothing to save
    2. AutobotAvalanche
      AutobotAvalanche
      It's high time I've razed the walls that I've constructed
    3. eltonlin98
      eltonlin98
      yo my mans, AutobotAvalanche be like the all seeing eye, perched in his moderator position. I'm consulting you on where I can safely resume Illuminati discussions without the big brOther watching me
      1. AutobotAvalanche
        Feb 17, 2019
      2. Steelfire
        Steelfire
        6 days ago, 3 dogs walked down 19th Street. They found the shade and took refuge from the burning SUN. Borscht.

        -wink- -wink-
        Feb 17, 2019
    4. AutobotAvalanche
      AutobotAvalanche
      Come down and waste away with me
      Down with me
      Slow how you wanted it to be
      I'm over my head, out of her head she sang
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      2. AutobotAvalanche
        AutobotAvalanche
        S h a r e
        Jan 15, 2019
      3. Steelfire
        Steelfire
        The short version: the arena stank of weed (Weezer fans - they were the opener), my wife (perhaps then-girlfriend, don't remember if it was pre or post nuptial) and I were there with 2 friends. She was never big on public affection, but they started playing Everlong and she accosted me for a furious makeout amongst the crowd of 10,000.
        Jan 15, 2019
      4. AutobotAvalanche
        AutobotAvalanche
        :)

        Has the same kind of vague, ethereal quality as the music video and song itself
        Jan 15, 2019
    5. AutobotAvalanche
      AutobotAvalanche
      I have never seen the moon this drunk before
      My altar is under a blanket
      Just inside the hall door
      I suppose I should feel something
      For everyone out there
      And I do
    6. AutobotAvalanche
      AutobotAvalanche
      I will try not to burden you
      I can hold these inside
      I will hold my breath
      Until all these shivers subside
      Just look in my eyes
      1. Steelfire
        Steelfire
        Kropermann is a monster from Luxembourg.
        Who’s actually the size of Luxembourg.
        He crushed the whole country of Luxembourg.
        Because he is the size of Luxembourg!
        Dec 12, 2018
    7. eltonlin98
      eltonlin98
      Chubbybee looks adorable
      1. Steelfire
        Steelfire
        They found a way to make the Ignitors toy be screen accurate.
        Nov 12, 2018
      2. eltonlin98
        eltonlin98
        Nov 12, 2018
      3. Steelfire
        Steelfire
        As long as it is a peaceful riot. Quiet, even.
        Nov 12, 2018
    8. AutobotAvalanche
      AutobotAvalanche
      It's these little things, they can pull you under
      Live your life filled with joy and thunder
      1. Steelfire
        Steelfire
        Everyone you despise will die
        So smile.
        Oct 8, 2018
    9. AutobotAvalanche
      1. Steelfire
        Steelfire
        Moving sucks
        Jul 26, 2018
      2. AutobotAvalanche
        AutobotAvalanche
        Tell me about it, I remember that era of the zoom game where I couldn't play anything

        Oh yeah, and the actual stress of moving. That's there too. Hope it goes smoothly for you
        Jul 26, 2018
    10. eltonlin98
      eltonlin98
      "I realize what I said wasn't actually helpful"
      -title of my autobiography
      1. Steelfire
        Steelfire
        Everyone is wrong. Some of us are strong enough to admit it.
        May 18, 2018
      2. eltonlin98
        eltonlin98
        *wrong enough to admit it
        May 18, 2018
    11. mlgpapalouie
      mlgpapalouie
      Fyi: Eltonlin is trashing you
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      2. eltonlin98
        eltonlin98
        better treehuger than Zoom game suBreme deceiver
        Apr 22, 2018
      3. Steelfire
        Steelfire
        Deceiver?! DECEIVER?!?!?

        Well, yeah, I guess.
        Apr 22, 2018
      4. eltonlin98
        eltonlin98
        dont worry mlg I still am
        May 18, 2018
    12. eltonlin98
      eltonlin98
      the boy's pheromone level suggests he smells of teen spirit
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      2. eltonlin98
        eltonlin98
        The most dangerous game is commitment
        Mar 28, 2018
      3. Steelfire
        Steelfire
        False. The most dangerous game is Scorpion Yahtzee.
        Mar 28, 2018
      4. eltonlin98
        eltonlin98
        My dear Watson, do you speaketh from personal experience
        Mar 28, 2018
    13. AutobotAvalanche
      AutobotAvalanche
      Your great-grandfather was a great lawyer, and his kid made a mint off the war
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      2. Steelfire
        Steelfire
        Ain't nobody leaving soon
        So keep dancing
        Feb 18, 2018
      3. AutobotAvalanche
        AutobotAvalanche
        And that's about the time she walked away from me
        Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
        Feb 23, 2018
      4. Steelfire
        Steelfire
        Do you know what is awesome?





        Everything.
        Mar 28, 2018
    14. AutobotAvalanche
      AutobotAvalanche
      Am I just paranoid, am I just stoned
      1. Steelfire
        Steelfire
        Sundown ya better take care
        If I find you been creepin' 'round my back stairs
        Jan 28, 2018
    15. eltonlin98
      eltonlin98
      Hello how are you. I can't imagine life being very eventful if you're always pegged onto a base with your name on it
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      2. eltonlin98
        eltonlin98
        THANK YOU brother. Was boutta bitchslap a citizen back to Cybertron for that 4-wheel ignorance. As a car guy, I was thoroughly triggered. It was an unpleasant experience
        Dec 15, 2017
      3. Steelfire
        Steelfire
        Fight ignorance with facts, not slaps. Learnin beats hurtin erry day.
        Dec 15, 2017
      4. eltonlin98
        eltonlin98
        As you can see in my sig, I identify as a car, so this was an attack on my species. We will make Cars 4 to punish that peasant's mistake
        Dec 15, 2017
    16. AutobotAvalanche
      AutobotAvalanche
      Character development: Steelfire gradually becoming more generous with the amount of posts he upvotes
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      2. AutobotAvalanche
        AutobotAvalanche
        That's exactly what the hardass who refuses to admit his nice side would say
        Dec 4, 2017
      3. eltonlin98
        eltonlin98
        Tsundere sugoi kawaii
        Dec 4, 2017
      4. eltonlin98
        eltonlin98
        Fun fact, autocorrect tried to change kawaii to lawsuit
        Dec 4, 2017
    17. eltonlin98
      eltonlin98
      Just angsty teen things
      1. Steelfire
        Steelfire
        Grow the hell up.

        No seriously, it really helps to just be older :p Then again, I was an angsty teen until like 25.
        Dec 2, 2017
      2. eltonlin98
        eltonlin98
        Fuck where do they sell that DLC for life
        Dec 2, 2017
      3. Steelfire
        Steelfire
        I do think it's helpful to understand that most of your life will be nothing like it is right now.
        Dec 2, 2017
    18. eltonlin98
      eltonlin98
    19. eltonlin98
      eltonlin98
      Hunting for new Transformers? Matt Tracker
      Great with computers?
      Matt Hacker
      Won't do his part in group work?
      Matt Slacker
      Got some shrubs to prune?
      Matt Whacker
      Clearcoating some customs?
      Matt Lacquer
      Supporting on Patreon?
      Matt Backer
      1. Steelfire
        Steelfire
        Steering a sailboat - Matt Tacker
        Breaking into a safe - Matt Cracker
        Setting up billiards - Matt Racker
        Laying off fools - Matt Sacker
        Flirting with the honeys - Matt Macker
        Arranging the boxes - Matt Stacker
        Firing on enemy aircraft - Matt Flakker
        Stopping the world with a "time out" - Matt Zacker
        Nov 17, 2017
    20. AutobotAvalanche
      AutobotAvalanche
      Release, let me take on eternity
      Taking one more step and let it rip through me
      I'm building up my nerve, so you can wish me well
      Or you can wish me Hell, from pride, we'll fall
      1. Steelfire
        Steelfire
        Interesting/odd search results (ddg) from gizmodo, kotaku, lifehacker after the ones about the actual song. Now I know how to turn down sex and how Amazon crushes everyone.
        Nov 15, 2017
      2. AutobotAvalanche
        AutobotAvalanche
        They crush competitors under the prices they drop.
        Nov 16, 2017
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