Shelbo
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Shelbo

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Shelbo was last seen:
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    1. IceMagnus
      IceMagnus
      Why are there six petals if there's only 4 directions?
    2. Dran0n
      Dran0n
      But we can see BioWare's extraterrestrial labia.
    3. Dran0n
      Dran0n
      Don't defend them.
    4. Dran0n
      Dran0n
      How can it be horny?
    5. Dran0n
    6. Dran0n
      Dran0n
      The shit I seen, man. THE SHIT I SEEN.

      Yeah, everyone hates Bronies because they seem to be kinda all up in your face sometimes. Samething with every fandom, but Bronies in particular.
    7. Dran0n
      Dran0n
      > Implying I don't find it stupid as fuck either

      Yeah, the Brony thing has gotten a tad out of hand.
    8. Dran0n
      Dran0n
      Take a couple ibuprofen. NIGHT.
    9. Dran0n
      Dran0n
      Ben seems like a pretty okay guy from the looks of it.

      But if it rained Bens, that would be a bitch to clean up...
    10. Prime Jetscream
    11. Dran0n
      Dran0n
      I'm flattered you think that's bull.

      There's not much to understand. Someone uploaded a picture of a grumpy gorilla with that caption, then 4chan picked it up and someone pretended to be a cop killer and had an AMA. The local news caught wind, and called the killer "Jimmie Russles" or "Jimmie Rustle". Fuck yeah, 4chan.
      That's hilarious. Unfortunate, but as an outside looking in, it's hilarious to see the game fuck up so badly and rustle so many jimmies.

      AYYY, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY RIGHT BACK, BUTTHOLE. It's the thought that counts. I guess I should make something though.

      Big day for the three of us, I suppose! Woo! Just guesstimate, I guess.
    12. Dran0n
      Dran0n
      Maybe 10 or 11 total.

      That's true. The rustled jimmies meme gave it the significance. Gotta love 4chan.
      So the game makes you out to be dead or an asshole?

      It's someone's anniversary today...
    13. Dran0n
      Dran0n
      Out of the eight people I have ever known, he gets the title of Grand Whore.

      LOL REDDIT LE MONKEYFACE LOL
      I'm going to assume life and the game both lose purpose without Garry. But I meant the game, manly.
    14. Dran0n
      Dran0n
      Possibly ... the biggest whore I know.

      I THINK IT DOES, HOLY SHIT.
      Garrus is what gives you purpose? Keeps you alive? Without him, there is no point in living?
    15. Dran0n
      Dran0n
      Now, he's just stupid. Casen is just stupid.

      Yeah. Does that not sound appetizing or something?
      Is ME3 the game with the spectacularly shitty ending that got everyone butthurt a little while ago? That ending does sound particularly shitty. It's like life, no matter what happens, you die.
    16. Dran0n
      Dran0n
      They didn't want to go that far!

      HEY, THAT CEREAL SOUNDS PRETTY KICK ASS.
      Hey, what the actual fuck are you talking about? I'm getting hiding the game, pissed off at explosions, and then Shepard dying.
    17. Dran0n
      Dran0n
      Oh, Tanner too. Mckayde got pissed and Casen just said it was pickles. He doesn't know the truth to this day.

      Nope. If she left forever I honestly wouldn't even give a fuck.

      Please don't. IT'S GORILLA MUNCH! LE MONKEYFACE!
      Welp, I honestly wouldn't go that far. But yeah! Play that. Why the fuck not. You seem to like it, I think.
    18. Dran0n
      Dran0n
      Shit, I dunno if they were a thing. But they did things. Made Mckayde smell his fingers. Lolz ensued. lol LITERALLY tap dat ass. Yeah, I suck.

      Good bye, Hilary Duff. Maybe we'll see you again in the future.

      Don't ruin it.
      With whatever? I'd avoid like, watching videos or movies or TV though. Something that requires at least minimal focus and movement.
    19. Dran0n
      Dran0n
      You got it. He had this whole big thing of bullshit and ended up fingering with his ex. I should've spanked back. I regret not doing so to this day. It was a decent butt. I'm okay either way.

      She's breeding? Oh. I thought she vanished altogether from the universe. Well, that's good.

      IT'S GORILLA MUNCH THOUGH.
      24 hour stretches are hell. Occupy yourself.
    20. Dran0n
      Dran0n
      Four bitches there, three in our party. Casen wants in with one in our party, and his ex-thing. Idea was to make her jealous or something? I dunno, it was all a waste really. But one of our three spanked me and I enjoyed it.

      Is she dead? Where is she?

      Batman's biggest flaw here is that he won't kill people/use guns. He'd be FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCKED.

      Holy shit. That's currently available in America, apparently. I must go find some.
      Staying up 24 hours? If you're not like, naturally nocturnal, it should do the job. It's what people I know do.
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