Aië́éno, friends! My name is Phantonaut of Earth! I'm a super fighting robot from approximately the year 22,000, sent back in time to learn more about Transformers. What better reason could there be?

(Secretly, I'm not actually a super fighting robot, but don't tell anyone about that—it's our little secret. You can check out my website to learn more about my projects and what exactly words like "aië́éno" actually mean. Well, once I get around to it, that is.

Anyways, I'm a college student in engineering, collecting Transformers in my spare time (which is... not that much as an engineering major), trying to get every figure that I had a kid but lost. I now have 206 Transformers, so that's pretty cool.)

Smell ya later, and lerna sysyla þu Sææqa wwh doorh se ngwmy ("goodnight", literally "Zarkan wishes that the fireflies fly peacefully", [ˈlɝ̃.nɑ ˈsiːˌsiː.lɑ θũ ˈsæː.qæ̠ ɶ̰ː dɑ̞̰˞ ː sɛ ŋø̃ˈmiː])