NemiMonkey
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NemiMonkey

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    1. Meta777
      Meta777
      Noooooo

      And the cute ones, too. The cute ones are often the most terrifying 0.0
    2. Meta777
      Meta777
      I guess it's true what they say. Humans are the real monsters 0.0

      No-one is best girl but her!
    3. Meta777
      Meta777
      Essentially. And extremely attractive and stylish, as evil tends to be.

      Age of Suu:
      "Is that why you've come? To become the Best Girl?"
      "I've come to collect some moisture. But also... yeah."
    4. Meta777
      Meta777
      I think it's a mixture of both. She's legitimately lazy, but she's also savvy enough to know that Darling is too sweet to turn down her shenanigans. And even if he did, she's also fucking terrifying.

      Suun...
    5. Meta777
      Meta777
      Yeah, that would have saved him a lot of trouble, a lot a lot a lot of trouble! Darling tries his best, he really does.

      "B-But Miia, I thought I was your Darling?!"
      "Sorry, bub, but slime time is all the time!"
    6. Meta777
      Meta777
      Darling is a culinary master. He can cook and coffee with the best of them, all to keep his beloved girls happy. What a guy!

      She did suggest that he ought to marry all of them, mind you. Doesn't surprise me she opts for that option, considering she's already in everyone's pants as it is, heh.
    7. Meta777
      Meta777
      Only if Darling makes it. He ain't just good with Liminals, he knows how to make coffee oh so sweet.

      Rachnera thought she could play with Lala all day every day. But Suu put a stop to that. Only the slime is allowed to be the apex dominatrix.
    8. Meta777
      Meta777
      This is true. Good thing Darling knows how to make a good (instant) coffee, or he might have had more problems than just cuddly liminals.

      Absolutely. Just look at that cute little face with them big ol' green eyes, and how could you ever think of her as anything but a sweetheart?!
    9. Meta777
      Meta777
      WOOHOO!

      Ms Smith believes only two things. Coffee will rule the world. And she will rule the coffee.

      Even so-called death gods and spider doms cannot stand against her!
    10. Meta777
      Meta777
      HOORAY!

      Absolutely. Coffee makes the difference between life and death.

      Indeed. Blue slim > Trash slime!
    11. Meta777
      Meta777
      I VOLUNTEER. I VOLUNTEER AS DONUT TRIBUTE.

      Don't fear the reaper. She's an adorable lass with fancy hair and fancier words.

      Hedorah ain't got shit on Suu.
    12. Meta777
      Meta777
      Who knows, man. Who knows...

      Goodbye, musume world!

      RELEASE THE SLIME.
    13. Meta777
      Meta777
      DEVOUR

      There is no escape. There is only
      Smith

      True, true.
    14. Meta777
      Meta777
      I will consume them all, or my name isn't Meta777!

      True enough. She's a force'a'nature!

      Woohoo! You can count on Suu to get you out of a problem... and then slime you.
    15. Meta777
      Meta777
      Absolutely- wait, what? Just a hole? THAT DOESN'T EVEN

      Smith can intimidate even a Dullahan, and stand her ground against an Arachne. She ain't bothered by no shits.
    16. Meta777
      Meta777
      True, true. Gotta get them ringy goodies.

      Ms Smith, the definition of competent slob. When she gets it done, she gets it done, and when she don't, she really don't!

      Fair enough!
    17. Meta777
      Meta777
      Lizard man jimmies are rustled.

      Hopefully Ms Smith will add that to his government expense list :P

      How would you rank the girls in terms of fondness, would you say? Me personally;
      1. Rachnera
      2. Mero
      3. Lala
      4. Miia
      5. Papi
      6. Cerea
      7. Suu
    18. Meta777
      Meta777
      "I can't help it, Kotal. The donuts... they torture me! THEY'RE SO DELICIOUS!"

      Ha ha, true!

      She, Miia and Rachnera have to cram into the back. The other three do the driving. Sometimes Lala's there too, if she feels like it.
    19. Meta777
      Meta777
      Oh absolutely. Reptile loves to eat things anyway, so he's set!

      Hopefully Papi will switch that around and prove a most endearing sidekick.

      Together, they'll solve mysteries and ride around in Darling's van. Don't ask me how they drive it, they just do.
    20. Meta777
      Meta777
      It's okay; it means no-one will notice him sneaking away the donuts.

      Yum yum.

      What? Nonsense; Papi is beloved!
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