He called me up and told me and lamented the lack of weapons for gifts. (I guess he forgot that I bought him a beautiful knife a while back.) And how could we express our love to each other if we didn't buy each other weapons for Valentine's? Lol. So I took the hint and bought him one.
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Transformers-Decepticons-robot-iron-on-patch-embroidered-logo-badge-031/173233436439?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2057872.m2749.l2649 Decepticon patch