Mark Wahlberg Confirms He Will Return for Transformers 5

 

Damn, this thing may not get released until Holiday 2017.

 

This begs one question..

Did I really need to see directly up that man's nose in that giant picture?
 

 

I was hoping for a better headline when I logged on this morning... 

 

Never saw that one coming.

 

These movies are like one, giant, hundred-mile-long, 8-year-old turd that the studio refuses to pinch off.

 

I thought we already knew this

 

I'm ok with Wahlberg returning, he's definitely leaps and bounds better than Shia. However, I'm really getting tired of the whole Bay "I'm not coming back, I'm done, ok maybe I'll do one more to wrap up for the next guy". He's as bad as Bret Favre's retirement his last few years in the NFL. Just freaking pick one and stick with it.

 

Yay

 

Ugh.

 

Eh, I could care less. I am going to see the movie either way

 

since Wahlberg was basically the one positive thing in AoE, i'm good with it.

Now can we get a script with a coherent plot and decent dialog!  

 

Mark did good in the last aoe movie, Bay did not so good. They need that director that did that Pacific Rim movie Guillermo Del Toro. His does some awesome robot fight seens where you could actually see the the fighting and not just some jumbled up robot parts tussling around.

 

Oh boy more Marky Mark and the Funky Bots.

 

Is he bringing the Funky Bunch this time?

 

It doesn't matter who the human characters are. Everyone is going to act like an idiot.

 

Well, another crap movie to skip! Weird how this Transformers movie thing is for everybody except the original Transformers fans.

 

Yeah even Shia is ashamed