Stylin Online Contest #4 Search and Hype! Win $50 Gift Certificate!

Stylin Online is sponsoring a series of contests here on TFW2005, 4 prizes in total. Each round, Stylin Online will be giving away a gift certificate valued at 50 USD. The last contest is now here! All you need to do is be registered at TFW2005 and logged in to participate. 2005 Staff are not eligible.

Contest #4 - Search and Hype!.

Search for anything you want on StylinOnline.com. Link to the item you found at Stylin Online in your post here, and then write up the most ridiculous, funny, expansive, or awesome hype job for the product under your link. The hyping can be exaggerated, a one liner or even fake, so long as whatever you post is entertaining and/or just kick ass. You can post your entries in this thread below.

Remember, one link to an item, and at least one sentence of hype per entry. You can get started by searching here for whatever pops in your head. Keep searching or browsing around till you find something that you think you can do a good job with.

Responses must follow normal board appropriateness guidelines. Next Wednesday the 2005 and Stylin Online staff will look over all the posts, and choose one. Try to be creative to make sure your post stands out!

Prize: $50 USD Gift Certificate to Stylin Online.

This Belt Buckle is so hot, You'll shoot Yourself In the Crotch

If you buy this patch, you may be the only person who can see R2-D2 in the desert scene.

For the Adult who wants more than just work to kick their ass...

Tequila: HELPING NERDS LIKE US FIND TRUE LOVE........with other nerds.......like us...

the deceptico hoodies rr so cool ull turn into a giant robot and shoot your friends!!!

Korn Gold Chain T-Shirt

THE INTERNET'S MR. CHAOS HERE!

Are you tired of people looking at you, wondering if you are human or just a poorly dressed monkey? If so, do I have the shirt for you!

With the Korn Gold Chain T-Shirt, you will be able to show the world that you too are a super cool music god, without having to have any actual talent or fame or even immortality! Just slide this baby on, and watch as other bands begin to rush up to you, asking you to replace their lead singer who just died. How did he die? They killed him...to make a spot for you. The shirt is that good.

Made of a heavyweight cotton, this shirt will be able to survive all the people that will be tugging on it, trying to drag you closer to them in their vain attempt to have some of your coolness leak out onto them. The shirt comes preshrunk, and considering all the sexy hot tub parties you'll be invited to just by wearing it, that is a feature you'd be foolish not to have.

The gold chain is printed directly onto the shirt, meaning you don't have to actually wear the chain in order to look like you are wearing the chain. Why have 20 pounds of gold, costing thousands of dollars, pulling down on your neck when you can hold your head up high and have you chains and wear them too!

You'll be shocked at the reactions you get by wearing this shirt. Men will bow to you as you cross the street. Your boss will give you that promotion you deserve but he was going to give to Bill because that boot licker gets everything. Your parents will happily burn your siblings baby pictures and replace them with images of you in this shirt. Women will fall to their knees and undo your fly when they see you enter the room with this bad boy on. Aged politicians will consider you to be their running mate, and when the polls show you are more popular than him, you'll take over the campaign. Your running mate?

This...shirt.

Your campaign slogan?

"The Time For Strength Is Now"

This shirt was weaved on the bug planet of Arlia, by the insect queen herself over many cold nights. Blessed by the star children that make the planets move in the sky, and sent to Earth in a rocket moments before their planet exploded, thus ensuring the shirt would be able to stand for truth, justice and the shirty way, it was found by Jesus who use to wear it during his sermons. Judas asked a couple of times if he could wear it, but Jesus denied him...didn't want him stretching it out.

The rest, they say, is history.

But before he died Christ gave it too his friend Chuck.

That man's last name?

Norris.

Yeah, Chuck Norris got this shirt from Jesus.

I just blew your mind, didn't I?

It wasn't me though...it was the shirt. It has the power to blow people's minds.

Other powers include, but are not limited to: Superspeed, flight, communicating with small rodents and making bacon appear out of thin air. It has also been known to resurrect the corpse of John Lennon and make him perform songs not written by the Beetles but by the Counting Crows. Lennon would protest...but it is that good of a shirt. Also, he's a zombie, and zombies can't protest. Which sucks, because if he could protest, he would protest about how he didn't get a chance to wear this amazing shirt.

Countless countries have tried to outlaw this shirt, in fear that so many of their citizens would pledge loyalty to the wearer, resulting in them becoming the new ruler of this planet and setting up a new age of peace. An age when dogs and cats would gather together for tea and when babies would not wake you up in the middle of the night. But they didn't outlaw it, and now it can be yours for simply $17.98, plus shipping. And by shipping, I mean the fees the shirt must pay as it flies itself into your home.

So why continue being a mindless drone when you can own this piece of all consuming power! If Indiana Jones and Jack Baur were real, they'd be fighting right now to see who got to wear it. But they aren't real, you are, so get those credit cards ready and order now! Because if you don't...the shirt will get very angry. And you wouldn't like him when he's angry.

Ok, that's a lie.

You'll like him when he's angry.

Still, order now. I want one, and I'm just text on a computer screen.

This shirt is so freakin awesome, that when you wear it, you are instantly filled with patriotic emotions, then superpowers.You will be the defender of democracy, and those stars and stripes. Next thing you know, you'll be jumping out of the sky,jumping into the heart of a battle, with a bald eagle in your hand, the American flag in the other, screaming the song "America %$*@ Yeah"

For when you need a little extra boost to get you through the day, without the crash or mana burn afterwards.

A-Team No Plane T-Shirt




MOTHER.....there is no other!!! MOTHER.... so treat her right!!!


Later

http://ep.yimg.com/ip/I/stylinonline_2060_435938248

Optimus Prime wants you to vote for the next autobot leader.

The Decepticon Belt Buckle:

The belt buckle that lets everyone know you have something evil in your pants.

Tell the world you support The Super Shocker...when 'one in the you-know-where' just isn't enough!

Heroes T-Shirt - Cheerleader

Save the Cheerleader. Save the World.

Those are the words that every person who watches the hit NBC series knows best. But you thought the TV show was fake. We were so wrong.

This shirt will let you keep the life you once knew, but increase the potential of it by giving you powers beyond belief. Once this shirt is slipped onto your body, all you have to do is think of the power you want, and it is yours.

But as we all know, with great power comes great responsibility.

And that is true for this shirt. Once you have your powers, you must use them for the greater good. To help mankind to make peace with others who don't want it. To save people who do not have the powers to save themself. You must save the cheerleader, so to speak.

It sounds like a lot of work, doesn't it? Well,the world needs Heroes, and it will take a Hero to stand up, and fight for injustices in today's world . Will it be you?

I was going to participate, but apparently they have no merchandise with macaque on it. You'd think that on a site like that, macaque would at least make an appearance if not be everywhere. I mean, who doesn't want a shirt with macaque on it? Macaque is popular. Macaque is certainly strong enough to carry a clothing line. Sheesh.

I was at your booth at the animo expo, I think, hmmmm...

I hope TF3 is as awesome as Flash Gordon.
Flash Gordon

Are multiple entries allowed?
Thanks
Later

Are you unhappy due to your woman not being pleased or running out of ideas to keep her satisfied? Does the heavily desaturated image below to enhance and emphasize unhappiness represent your situation? If yes..



Well we've got the thing for you! Your very own D*CK IN A BOX



The playset comes with everything described. All it needs is you. Simply attach the unit to your belt and slide your man meat inside the box, ready to surprise your female with the best gift ever!!!!

The genius that makes the D*CK IN A BOX better than others is the self sizing system. Allowing it to be used from sizes ranging from Teeny Weeny to King Size shown below.



With the D*CK IN A BOX you will get your sex life back on track for sure and have Hundreds and Hundreds of babies*

Better sex life = Happy wife
Happy wife = More money
More money= Even more money
Even more money= More wives**

Its Scientifically proven by Scientists

This could be you:


ENJOY!
http://www.stylinonline.com/dickinabox.html

* The unit may reduce sperm count
** Results may vary

Are you tired, fed up, or just too plain nervous to try and connect with that rarest of creature...the hot girl at the geek convention?

No idea of what to say to let her know what you are all about?

Are you mostly: (choose 1)

* Loving?
* Compassionate?
* Hopeful?
* Fearful?
* Greedy?
* Dead inside?
* Filled with rage?
* Just a hopeful future Guardian?

Then don't delay

Head on down to Stylinonline.com

click HERE --->>> Blackest Night T-Shirts

Use our "BLACKEST NIGHT" shirts to let her know!

A great conversation starter...especially if she has one too...

"I see you are compassionate...I'm compassionate too..."

Wouldn't it be better if EVERY hot girl at the geek convention had one?

Let Stylin Online help turn the Blackest Night into the HOTTEST night!

Transformers Autobot Jersey


This Autobot Jersey will make you a Pro Football Star or at least give you something to wear at the next Botcon!

Voltron Black Lion T-Shirt Sheer

Dual Function Design, July 9, 2009 by Methusalen:

This is the first time I was on Sylin' Online, I FREAKING LOVE IT!



Not even Billy Mays could explain the awesome of this product.

Family Guy Star Wars Photo Sheer T-Shirt

Because this T-shirt reminds us of a great film that was remolded into a funny cartoon. That toke place a long time ago, but somehow in the future. In a time of civil war, and "renegade paragraphs floating through space". There's cool space battles and the bad guy is really the good guy's dad but you don't find that out 'til the next episode. Blah blah blah. But that's another story...

There is nothing that Billy Mays could not hype. I'm sure that, if there's a heaven, he's selling clouds to angels.

come now....pontiac firebird doesnt have shit on the hood decal

economy is so bad... doing so much for $50 certificate ?... I don't like this contest. Time for revenge.

Transformers Autobot T-Shirt

An Optimus Prime t-shirt may not be the end all cure for cancer, but it's worth a try.

Decepticon Hoodies

Wearing this hoodie and poking your eye out gives you permission to hump megan fox's leg.
Enough said.

Optimus Prime Hoodies

^
| You should buy this cuz it's cool

Sexilicious

http://www.stylinonline.com/t-shirt-...sex-party.html

http://dts.ystoretools.com/2590/imag...pon-am-one.gif for the man who cant buy a gun and is to lazy to learn martal arts by wearing this t shirt u will be as gifted as chuck norris with out the scruffy beard

http://ep.yimg.com/ip/I/stylinonline_2058_403947987 because knowing really is half the battle .

As you can see these people ALL LOVE this button, don't you?!?

Transformers Decepticon Belt Buckle
Rumble02 present to you the one the only, Stylin Online Decepticon Belt Buckle Of DOOM other wise known as the Oh wow that looks awesome but be carefull when you bend over or sit down buckle of pokie parts. This masterfull and brilliantly designed belt buckle is sure to impress your friends, family, other loved ones and those you hate. and dont forget it also serves as a weapon. Thats right If you ever down in that bad part of town and you get that nervous feeling like you about to get wooped. just take off this bad boy and it instantly tranforms into a whip of death, destruction, and choas on a purely supreme level. Aint nobody gonna mess with you while this bad boy is twirrlin upside their head leaving stratches that even peter griffin couldnt fathom. This one of a kind ensignia blazing, faction label of pain can be yours for the amazingly low price of 20 dollars plus shipping and handling. Heck if you order now well send you not one. not two, but three buckles for the incredible price of just 60 dollars (plus shipping and handling). Warning this item is not for the faint of heart or those with soft tummy tumms. IF you think you are man enough, bot enough, or chaotic enough to handle all of this awesomesause that attaches to a thin piece of raw hide, then take your bad self over to stylin online and get you sum of that.

I make this look good

LIke the view you know you do.

ouch now its in my neck!

Attachment 27098992

In the covenant mines The unggoy, known to the UNSC as Grunts... slave away at the rocks, looking for any precious rescources......The elites Shoot whoever isnt working hard enough.... One grunt, who nobody knew the name of, Decided to take a nap........ One of the elites shot him. The elite threaded The grunts skin into a cloth-like substance, and sewed it into a t-shirt, and decaled the grunts face on it. Yeah... this is that exact shirt. Epic right?

This is just plain... punk... rock.

Aristocats Girls T-Shirt
Remember The Aristocats? I barely do either! But You know what I never forget?
Chicks dig Cats.....and Pink.
Now this says it's a girls t shirt but You know what else chicks dig? Guys who wear girl's clothes......Don't question it seriously do You wanna Hook up or Not?
Buy This Shirt Now!!!!
Remember The best way to get some P**** is with some Cats! DAWG!!!

that was so last year

This has got to be a winner.

http://www.stylinonline.com/tstransf...ecepnoshr.html

The 3 actors of Harry Potter after they saw Transformers 2, realizing that their new movie will never be as good as TF2.

Tonite on Barry Bing,
False advertising, has it gone to far?

Barry: Good evening Im Barry King, on tonites show we talk false advertising and whether or not it has gone to far. Now look at this image, and tell me what you see.


With me now is Bob Onminutz, CEO of Church & Dwight the makers of the Nair family products.
Bob: Thanks for having me Barry.
Barry: Bob do you think this new ad for nair, is going a little far?
Bob: Barry what we are trying to do with the Nair product line is give it a little freshness, and some appeal to younger women, which lets face it, account for 85% of all hairy legs.The remaining 15% is divided between nuns, and goth girls. But we hope to appeal to them by the ads being on black and red.
Barry: Why younger women, why not older women like my wife, who hasnt seen a razor since 1956?
Bob: Well Barry young women are impressionable, older women are set in there ways. We want these women to be silky smooth for the rest of their life, not bushy like your wife (chuckles) as well as my own. We are doing the future generations a favor with this ad campaign.
Barry: One final question, Bob, Just what is this campain conveining to these children, specificaly the image, and the slogan?
Bob: Well the image is how we want them to look. We want endowed, slutty, silky smooth women. With that the background is offset to convey that if you look this way, then you should be silky smooth, just the way we want you.
Barry: Any last comments for the night?
Bob: We have teamed up with 3N's implant line for a promo should see those soon.
Barry: Alright. Well ladies youve seen it here first, on the Barry Bing show. I just wish they had done this when I was younger. Im Barry King and goodnite.

so many things can't decide

Good luck everyone i really enjoyed the creativity put into these by everybody.

Me too. Good job, those of us who submitted. I imagine we'll hear the winner announcement Thurs or Fri.

And yes, to those of you who are wondering, that is me in the picture at the midnight showing of TF1, and yes, those are TF temp tatoo's I got from the dollar bin at Target. Some of you already recognized the papercraft prime 'bling' around my neck from my videos. Good eye!

And Rumble02... great dramatic acting in your pics. Do you model as a the side gig? Great idea, and nice buckle!

I love Chuck Norris jokes. I got a red shirt at Target that has 10 things you need to know about Chuck Norris. One of them is that he can sneeze with his eyes open.
Another, is that he can stop time just by staring at a clock and flexing. LOL!!! too funny!