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Kreon Bios Found on Wal-Mart.com

Posted on 06-24-2011 at 03:15 PM by ORIO under Kre-O

Wal-mart.com has posted some bios for the cute and adorable little Kreon figures that are included with the new Kre-o building blocks Transformers line.

The bios are very chuckle worthy, so enjoy by clicking the title bar!

About the OPTIMUS PRIME KREON Character

I am OPTIMUS PRIME. I do not care for the hijinks of the other KREONS. It is our responsibility to ensure that all brick-made beings are able to live in freedom. I do not have time for pranks.

Likes: Sending BUMBLEBEE on missions so I can get some work done instead of worrying about whose bricks he'll rearrange next.

Big Plan: To defeat the DECEPTICONS and retire somewhere an idling truck will be accepted.

Protoform Pet: I once had a cyberdog named Magnus. He was great.

About the SENTINEL PRIME KREON Character

Since OPTIMUS PRIME took over, I've had a lot more time to devote to rest and relaxation. Sure, I take time to knock a DECEPTICON block off now and again, but all these rivers on Earth aren't gonna fish themselves.

Hobbies: Deep-sea fishing with the block and tackle. Napping between battles.

Most Prized Possession: My indestructible battle hammer!

Favorite Hangout: The shore of the nearest lake.

About the BUMBLEBEE KREON Character

'Sup? I'm BUMBLEBEE, and I'm just about the coolest KREON you'll ever meet. When I'm not punking the other AUTOBOTS, I like to spend my time cruising the freeway at top speed, with frequent breaks to pound on the DECEPTICONS.

Hobbies: Pranking, Prowling and speeding!

Favorite Hangout: Anywhere there are lots of humans and loud music!

Big Plan: To form a block-rockin' band. And also learn how to brick-surf.

About the MEGATRON KREON Character

I am MEGATRON, the commander of the DECEPTICONS. Most everyone thinks I'm a pretty bad guy. But I'd like to call myself a KREON of many talents. Yes, I happen to be the most diabolically evil commander in the universe, but I also have a soft spot for life's finer things. . . like crushing AUTOBOTS!

Favorite Pastime: Reading the "KREON Kode" on my buildings front porch swing.
Favorite Restaurant: Those seafood places that give you a bucket of crabs and a mallet.
Biggest Fear: Being lost in a vast, unorganized box of KRE-O bricks.

About the STARSCREAM KREON Character

It is I, STARSCREAM, the most awesomely powerful KREON in the universe! Don't listen to those other DECEPTICONS when they recount the supposedly "evil" exploits of lord MEGATRON. Jealous? No, I'm not jealous. I am evil, I say, pure evil! Soon the throne of MEGATRON will be mine!

Favorite Pastime: Building brick castles
Favorite Book: “I’m My Own Me: How to Command Confidently”
Favorite Sport: Bowling.

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G1Wheeljack

These bios are amazing, from the second I saw the word "hijinks" I knew I was in for some good entertainment.

Spiderus Prime

Optimus had a pet cyberdog named Magnus? I guess he named that after ULTRA Magnus!

Smasher

That's great.

I'm glad Bumblebee's bio didn't say 'Boop boop beep buuuuuuzzzz boop."
Kreon bumble can talk!

robowarrior

Hahaha...very entertaining!

Eric

Yeah, the bios are chuckle-worthy.

Who knew Megatron liked seafood?

NIBMRatchet

You have got to be kidding me?

Eric

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Originally Posted by NIBMRatchet

You have got to be kidding me?

Hey, I'm just as shocked as everyone else.

News credit please?

Octavius Prime

I think the thing about Megatron and the crabs is a reference to Ep. 1 of Dexter.

These are great bios. BB is a lot like Animated BB, if you ask me.

Toxicon

These are excellent.

Anguirus

Ha, I love non-sequiturs like "Favorite sport: bowling." I also like that they are aping the LEGO style and going with a silly approach.

Digilaut

These are really sweet.

blugel

sell them individually already!!

Chaos Muffin

Loving Orio posting the newsies now .

SuzyPrime

So, are we going to get a "Kreon: Transformers" video game like Lego: Star Wars? Because that would be all kinds of silly fun.

Mechafire

Fantastic.

TFanPage101

Looks Like Im Going To Wal-Mart LoLz, I Love Legos And I Love Transformers So I Just Love These LoLz

Kre-O may have some kind of Ok and I dont think Ill get it figures but some are decent and the Optimus Prime is epic, Bee, Megs, and Scream are not to bad as well. What I mainly like for a lego collector such as myself is that they have the joints I cant get for some reason. I have taken a break from Lego but its a good way to get back in the game I guess, cant wait to find them at Wal-Mart and stuff

shroobmaster

PSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTT.

Those... ARE... AALL CAAAAANOOOOON!!!

boxorak

Quote:

About the BUMBLEBEE KREON Character

'Sup? I'm BUMBLEBEE, and I'm just about the coolest KREON you'll ever meet. When I'm not punking the other AUTOBOTS, I like to spend my time cruising the freeway at top speed, with frequent breaks to pound on the DECEPTICONS.

Hobbies: Pranking, Prowling and speeding!

Favorite Hangout: Anywhere there are lots of humans and loud music!

Big Plan: To form a block-rockin' band. And also learn how to brick-surf.

Forming a band, huh? Seems like 'Bee would go well with Animated Soundwave.

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About the MEGATRON KREON Character

I am MEGATRON, the commander of the DECEPTICONS. Most everyone thinks I'm a pretty bad guy. But I'd like to call myself a KREON of many talents. Yes, I happen to be the most diabolically evil commander in the universe, but I also have a soft spot for life's finer things. . . like crushing AUTOBOTS!

That sounds like something I would write for my Megatron's bio (At least, the "Enjoys finer things in life, like crushing Autobots" part).

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Favorite Restaurant: Those seafood places that give you a bucket of crabs and a mallet.

Spent some time with the Vogons, have you, Megatron?

Will there be more Kreon bios? Like, say, Soundwave.

dark69

LOL "cyberdog named Magnus" poor magnus

Thelonicon

It's nice to see the entire text of these bios finally. Amazon's Kre-O listings have had all of the likes, favorite possessions, pastimes, etc. for a couple of weeks already. I don't remember who first posted that info here (and can't find the thread right now because apparently I can't find the search bar anymore), but they probably deserve a little credit for this as well.

Edit: Using a bit of Google searching I found the relevant post.

Eric

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Originally Posted by SuzyPrime

So, are we going to get a "Kreon: Transformers" video game like Lego: Star Wars? Because that would be all kinds of silly fun.

Now THAT would be awesome.

excelhedge

God I can Just hear Vangelus and the rest of the Podcast Crew now, having untold amounts of Fun with this, more so than the Alternity Bios

danbo

Is it just me or does Sentinel's "block and tackle" comment sound like an innuendo?

caitlindevi

Oh Come on...you know what Megatrons response to that last question would be -

Biggest fear: I FEAR NOTHING! you foolish non-brick lifeform.

caitlindevi

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Originally Posted by SuzyPrime

So, are we going to get a "Kreon: Transformers" video game like Lego: Star Wars? Because that would be all kinds of silly fun.

Nope, Not going to happen. As much as I'd REALLY love it to be

If They'd licenced the brand to Lego then it would have been a definate, but as hasbro want to keep the whole thing tight in thier grasp no.

And even if Hasbro tried to do their own version it would (just like Kreo) be a pale immitation of what Lego have already perfected.

boxorak

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Originally Posted by caitlindevi

Lego hasn't perfected everything; those minifigs are as unarticulated as ever.

Ult.Oprime

Wow these guys sound awesome! ill probably buy some kre-o`s

GFH

Gosh, Optimus sounds like a wet blanket.

A stuck up one.

Facemeat

I guess I'm alone in this, but I didn't like when Lego forced "silliness" into brands where it didn't belong, and I'm certainly not liking it any more here.

boxorak

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Originally Posted by Facemeat

I guess I'm alone in this, but I didn't like when Lego forced "silliness" into brands where it didn't belong, and I'm certainly not liking it any more here.

Well, to be honest, it's hard to take something seriously when it's being represented with little minifigures. At least, IMHO.

airfox

Wow! Great bios. Didn't expected there to be bios for these guys.

-airfox