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Moo?
Yeah, Ticker’d be able to get this thing fixed lickity-split, but I ain’t got a clue how to find her.
located in vicinity Fond Du Lac, Wi. Displaying information regarding the area below:



Yeah, Computer? Dat dere was wonderful, but we alreddy knew that! Can ye’ get us in touch wit’ Ticker, er not?!
Yeppers! Computer, record following message!
Moo!
Gosh darn it Heffer! You don’t *NEED* anymore Energon Goodies!
“Yes Auntie, go ahead with the message.”
”Is that all? While he could use a little less Energon & a little more exercise, I think I can accommodate him. Can you please confirm the message was received, and that I’ll try to see if I can find him some of the last remaining Twinkies…”



Huh, that’s a bit odd. Especially since the Twinkie in the area has been secured & is with me. Computer, can you pinpoint the location of the disturbance?
Send a message to Moo Base 2, informing Heffer that his Energon Goodie’s delivery will be delayed a few minutes while I check out the disturbance.
Hey, Heffer; Ticker says she’s gonna be gettin’ in a little later with your Goodie, ‘cuz she’s gonna check something out up Nord’.
“MOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”


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Name: Nemesis Heffer Allegiance: Shattered Moo-niverse Function: Evil Counterpart Quote: Tarnation! This is some Ruff Stuff right here!" Profile: When Dairycon shattered into the Moo-niverse, this doppleganger of evil crossed over. Different from HEFFER in nearly every possible way, he has been sent by the Dark Master to gather artifacts of incredible power and destroy the Dairycons in the process. Abilities: Incredibly smart, talkative, and powered by the Dark Energies, NEMESIS HEFFER utilizes Heff-mounted weapons to deliver a powerful attack. With (Secret) and (Secret), commands a drone army of thousands. Uses the dark energy to corrupt others to his master's cause. Unlike other ground-based altmode Dairycons, Nemesis Heffer has the ability to fly. Weaknesses: Cannot spend much time in the Dairycon Classicverse without succumbing to the Light. Would be rendered powerless if HEFFER can gather the artifacts and defeat him in-time. His attempt to disguise himself as a popular Micromaster will likely backfire. |

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Allegiance: Dairycon Name: Washout Function: Military Intelligence Quote: "I am NOT an oxymoron!" Profile: Hero. Villian. Savior. These and more apply. His history as a high-ranking member of the cybertronian military is obscured, as is his time as a mercenary. Little is known about his past beyond his time with the Dairycons, serving as a friend to Bunny Convoy (and more recently his heroic sacrifice to defeat the world-devourer.) Brought back to life by Hi-Q for reasons yet unknown, Washout will do his best to fight the good fight - at least, until bar time. Abilities: Washout is a formidable weapon, both in body and mind. Belives a mission's success lies in its planning. Transforms into an armored tank. Can fire photon missles with pinpoint accuracy. Remembers battles long past and crafts future strategy accordingly. A relentless fighter. Few can withstand the onslaught. Weaknesses: Getting sloshed on a semi-regular basis is Washout's only true weakness. If he can lay off the energon, he can usually focus on the task at hand. on the task at hand. Recurring processor glitch sometimes robs him of his short-term memory. |


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Allegiance: MachineRobo Name: ReCyKill Function: High Protector Quote: "Why do they keep killing me off?" Profile: Boundless pride, ego and ambition describe ReCyKill. Once content with obscurity, his constant reincarnation in other series have sparked his desire to return to power. Although he seems to be quite at home in the role of a brutal, ambitious warlord and would be world-conqueror, the moment he gets started with his diabolical plans, something catastrophic happens (Scoot steals his power suit, the entire universe is in peril, causing a team-up with his foes, or worse, someone kills him with his own weapon.) His recent stop in the Dairycon Universe has only worsened his situation. Abilities: As a main character in a once-popular series, ReCyKill has the ability to come back. Thwart his plans for world domination and he'll come back with a new plan the next day. Toss him in a smelting pool and he'll come back in another series, sporting his signature color scheme. Able to survive an almost cartoon-quality amount of damage and humiliation. Weaknesses: See Strengths. And Profile. |

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Allegiance: Evil Dairycon Name: Combat Hero Function: Gladiator Quote: "The jail you planned for me is the one you're going to rot in." Profile: A former high-ranking officer in the Cybertonian Forces. COMBAT HERO made his way up thru the rank and file. Believes in lasting peace thru the use of tyranny. An incident of rebellion against high command led to his discharge and imprisonment. With the aid of ReCyKill, COMBAT HERO escaped the Big Max prison and is currently at-large. Abilities: COMBAT HERO is a formidable weapon, both in body and mind. Belives a mission's success lies in its planning. Transforms into an armored tank. Can fire photon missles with pinpoint accuracy. Controls a number of earth-based clones of himself. Remembers battles long past and crafts future strategy accordingly. A relentless fighter. Weaknesses: Chafed under high commands' rule. Notoriously short-temper; incompetent underlings really grind his gears. As a result, his plans to lead a Dairycon uprising will likely fail. |

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Allegiance: Cheesehead Garrison Name: PewtaR-2D2 ('pewtartoo') Function:Royal Astromech Sewing Droid Quote: "Beep. Seriously? That's how I talk? Beep?" Profile: A Royal Sewing Astromech in the Queens service. Responsible for hemming and adjusting of various complicated dresses. One of the earliest models in the series; has served faithfully the Royal Family of Naboo for many years. Along with his faithful counterpart, Sew-3P0, was instrumental in getting the Queen's gown ready for the Royal ball. Abilities: Sewing skills are required for much of PUR2's work, but design, fabrication and even metal casting can come into play. Known best for dressmaking, gown design, handbag making and mending of zippers. PU-R2 can also work with highly specialized garments, such as bulletproof vests. Weaknesses: Sometimes his bobbin jams, rendering him inert for hours. |

Computer, we're nearly on top of the location. Can you get a better scan of the disturbance now?
Shadows of the thought-destroyed pawn of Unicron, shattered into little fragments of the original? My gods, My Little ASS-09’s! ...Computer, dispatch the Reinforcements from Dairycon to location 'Moo Base 3'; we've got a Priority Alert. We're going to need to contact the Commander!