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A transformers comic about random one off "lost G1 episodes" would be neat. Like, what if dudes who were toys but never showed up in the G1 cartoon did? A story about someone like Whirl, Roadbuster or the Jumpstarters showing up would be cool. Or like, what if G1 had continued after the Rebirth? And you don't have to limit it to G1 either, in fact, it would be best if they didn't, just to keep it interesting. Do some lost Beast Wars episodes. Or like, write some Transtech stories as if the show got greenlit instead of Armada. Or give some fiction to G2 or Machine Wars.

Of course, this stuff probably has really, REALLY limited appeal so I dunno how well it would go over.

Also, so like... if your spirit animal is a duck... wouldn't that mean you're a rapist that poops on everything? Because that's what ducks do. I think a duck is a pretty bad spirit animal.

Now turtles, turtles are cool. If I could choose my spirit animal, I'd go for a turtle, mannnnn. Specifically, Gamera. He's rad.