
What's crackin, lil bitches? Kalyx here, ready to tell you all about Jeep Wars; a game variant me and my buds enjoyed in Halo CE and Halo 2. The deep game editing options in Halo 3 makes this the greatest Jeep Wars yet!

Isn't Valhalla beautiful? This is the site of Jeep Wars! Carnage will ensure very shortly, but first some info from the purple dude.

Jeep Wars is a Team-Slayer gametype, dedicated to and built around the Warthog.

The first rule of JW is: You don't talk about Jeep Wars. The second rule of JW is...

YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT JEEP WARS! Sorry, had to do it.

The
real first rule of Jeep Wars is the only real rule. An Honor Rule that you DO NOT ATTACK ANYBODY OR ANYTHING WHILE ON FOOT. This may feel restrictive at first, but this is the essence of Jeep Wars and why its so fun.

You may only attack on the Warthog's turrent...

Or in the passenger seat, the only spot where you get to use your default weapons! See that hammer? I wonder when I'll get to do a drive-by melee kill...

At all times there are four Warthogs on the map. A true Jeep Wars game features four teams of three, each team with a Warthog. Choose your driver carefully, they're the key to victory!

Thanks to Halo 3's Forge, your team will start with a fresh 'Hog right in front of them! Notice the Tripmine at the side? "But I thought we couldn't fight on foot..." Patience, Jeep Warrior!

There's also Two-Way Teleporters I called 'GTA Ports' for this game. They'll lead you to another team's spawn area. But remember, you can't battle on foot! This network of GTA Ports gives a respawned player a chance to steal another team's 'Hog if they're not there to claim it! A team with two Jeeps has double chances to win, don't they!?

Another new feature in Jeep Wars are One-Way Teleporters called 'Great Escape Ports'.

When a fully loaded Warthog is bullying you, run for the hills literally! A Great Escape Port waits at the edge of a cliff... be brave!
If you make it, you'll be zipped to a safe spot nearby. "Nearby? Why not far away?!" That's the best part...

...Watching your own Great Escape as your bullies hopefully have a harsh landing! Remember to
find cover before they
recover, they won't be too happy!

Behold! That Tripmine Equipment you seen? That's your only defense against the Warthogs when on foot. Timed right and you could score a Triple Kill! Remember: Jeep Wars' appeal is based on honoring that 'On-Foot' regulation. Trust me!

Well that's all for now. Look for a Saved Film of a Jeep Wars contest in my File Share area soon, as well as plenty of clips! You can also find my Jeep Wars Map and Game Edit there as well. Next time I'll talk about the actions I took against expected spawn camping, and the arcade-sport nature of Jeep Wars' scoring and 'Four Quarter' gametime. Until then, this is Kalyx triaD 360 rolling out!