You guys can afford Transformers?

 

I sell my body for plastic crack. It's harder now that I'm getting older.

 

That's why we have kids, it's easier hiring them out to make money.

 

This thread took a dark turn

 

That's a loaded question.

 

I afford my transformers through loans. Never end to my never ending addiction

 

I can't afford Transformers, but that doesn't seem to stop me from buying them.

 

Well here's Cybertron Black Zarak, er I mean dark scorpinok.
I counter with action master Slicer.  

 

Umm.... you could always hire out your toys



Prowl is my bottom bitch lol

 

Surely with his table flipping prowess Prowl should be the pimp?

 

Nah man that's why he's bottom bitch, he keeps all the others in line lol

 

  very good.

 

I'm not sure what's worse, trying to read this shit, or the fact you took the time to type this shit!

 

I can't tell if you're having a stroke or if I'm having a stroke.

 

That's what would happen if hot shot joined the boards.

 

Sir, you do realize that's quality work, I spent my whole life doing that. . I meant it as a joke, and tried to do something the thread couldn't do.

 

Anyone like me here? I feel everytime I get onto a thread, the thread just stop's dead when I'm on there.

 

Sounded more of a mix between demolisher and snowcat... Drunk as f^ck and high as a kite.

While the effort you attempted was appreciated, the actual reading of it had me hating teenage texters all over again. I almost went out to my truck with intentions of ramming the first person I see talking or texting on their phone while driving.

 

Oh you better believe I gots why you need!



And for the right price you can take them home and jaAm all over their pretty plastic bods

i feel dirty lol

 

You're cool! You just have to understand humor is hard to pull off thru text. I myself was being sarcastic. Granted I think I had a epileptic episode while reading your post!