I use Pledge Future Floor polish a lot to tighten the joints on my Transformers. I'm just wondering, now that they've been handled with floor polish, are they dangerous or poisonous for kids to play with? I'd hope to get some of your opinions, thanks.

 

Unless the kids are gonna be sucking on the ball joints, I think it should be fine. I mean, a floor isn't especially toxic after you've waxed it, unless you lick it directly, right?  

 

That's just wrong.  

 

What can I say? I am a master of unintentional inappropriateness.

 

I can just picture Lil Jimmy sitting there gnawing on a waxy ball joint. According to their website, it's non-toxic. So, let the lil buggers chew til their heart's content.

 

I coat my Transformers and custom Transformers with Future Floor. Each day I lick them all. I am still alive . . . today.

 

If your kids are sticking Transformers in their mouths... you probably should give them other toys instead.

Why would you tighten the ball joints on a toy you're just giving to your kid to play with anyway?

 

What does the Floor Polish taste like then?

 

Lemons.

 

That would explain a few things! I'm kidding.

 

No joke, I've consumed the stuff.

I use a few drops of Future to thin and add durability to paints for customs and touch-ups.

I get lazy and sometimes lick the brush after wiping it off to make it pointy before dipping it again. I'm not really big on the taste compared to the somewhat flavorless remnants of pure acrylic paint that I'm used to sticking in my mouth, but I'm alive and haven't had any violent illness, hallucinations or death.

 

Why does that cat have no teeth ?

 

cheeseburgers and the internet can do that to you.

 

.gif file isn't of my kat, but my kat actually doesn't have any teeth. He had a gum disease and we had to get his teeth removed. That kat's been expensive  

Ok, back to licking my TFs now.

 

I drink whole gallons of it every day, tastes pretty good.

 

Future Floor polish... The other secret ingredient of The Flaming Homer..

 

Please, don't do that. The pigments in the paint can be carcinogenic or at least certainly not good for you.