what terrors await on dinobot island (my kitchen counter
)...
you hear snarls in the night, gnashing teeth, primal fury...
(when asked for comment, Snarl: "Whoa now...")
you can feel the purging of the infidels...
the battle is over, the bodies stack higher...a bloody, twisted trail leads to the omega...the devastation is bowel tingling...
you can feel your joints tighten and convulse, as if they are in some foreign location...tenseness seizes your being...
you wonder what madness has conquered these beasts...how could a being have wrought such disaster? and you suspect perhaps, he wanted others to know the cruel pain of anal missile launchers...
his goal complete, one stands triumphant...
lol, um, yeah.
you don't even want to know what happened to undermine's tail or the robot heroes...let's just say glass tubes were involved.
